Lifelike Lover Classic Girthy Realistic Vibrator 8 Inch

Loving My Lifelike: Great Vibes

First impressions: Wow this is weighty, normally a positive sign; look at all those lovely veins; such a pretty head; and oh my, those balls are massive. Removing from the inner plastic and if there was a category for finger feel, this would win hands up, down and all ways around. Gripping it tight feels fantastic, I just want to squeeze my new toy so hard. It’s a big fistful too. Girthy it certainly is and at six inches circumference, my thumb barely reaches my fingers. It’s really solid but flexible too. I don’t want to put it down. Unconsciously, I find I’m playing with the cute little slit up top. The best news is it’s Saturday, so no work. I don’t waste time looking for batteries or even going upstairs. It feels so inviting, I’m desperate to experience more intimate sensations, so I slam it on the kitchen floor. Gently does it at first. Nature knows best, and whilst this might not be the ‘hole’ that nature intended, the realistic head eases in and out wonderfully as my body adapts to the considerable size. On the journey to balls deep and back I can sense a subtle widening midshaft before ever so slightly narrowing again to the base, meaning the last couple of inches go in nice and easy. Then with a fair bit more lube, as I thrust up and down, that mid-section really is sublime, an almost imperceptible stretching but definitely there. Possibly the best sensation I’ve had riding a dildo. Soon I’m sitting on those gigantic cajones, rocking backwards and forwards, the seven plus insertable inches caressing the limits of my deepest places. This is just so good. Then bent over or stood straight up against the side of the freezer, still bouncing on the balls. Reluctantly, I’m forced to take a break to run a few errands and buy batteries. Unwrapping the detachable remote, it looks not unlike a small bullet vibrator. Maybe someone missed a trick here for a dual-purpose unit to help warm you up for the main event. The controls are simple with just a single button to cycle through the fairly standard range of patterns, easy to locate without having to look down. An instant favourite is the low intensity constant hum which is particularly relaxing during the initial insertions. The vibrations are definitely most intense as the dildo stimulates the nerves on entry and exit. Then as I build up, I switch to a quick intermittent beat which I sync with as my body pumps ass to the rhythm. Unravelled, the cord is a reasonable length so I can put the remote down and use both hands for other things. I’m pleasantly surprised how good the vibrations are, perhaps because I’m stretched so tightly against them. The Lifelike’s aesthetics may be impaired slightly by the massive suction cup at the base but this is, without doubt, a winning trade-off. This thing sticks when the going gets rough. Every other toy I own has parted company with the surface under this treatment but the Lifelike hangs in there and I can’t overstate what a joy this is, in every way. I can bang away to my body’s limits without the frustration of slippery reattachments. And so you don’t pop a tile off the wall of your shower, there is a tab to aid eventual removal. The Lifelike’s material is an improvement on another I have from this brand, but you are still going to need plenty of lube for comfortable prolonged anal play. Cleaning afterwards is simple as the toy is 'splash proof', although I take care around where the wire protrudes.' I have dildos that are bigger but look impossibly huge. This eight-inch beauty is indeed ‘lifelike’ – in your wildest dreams’ definition of the word. Your fantasies hope and hope that something a lot like this will be waiting for you when the clothes come off. I’m holding on to mine and never letting go. It fills me to perfection.

Be prepared to feel full

Wow! As I said in the title be prepared to feel full whether in your mouth, vagina or ass. This is just wow! Usual discreet packaging but let’s get to the best part. The dildo is soft, squishy but firm enough like a real penis and I love the tiny details like the veins, big balls and the pee/ cum hole at the top really got me going. You can really feel it with your tongue like you would a real penis. After removing it from the packaging I was pleased to find there was no strong odour and gave it a good wash then ran my hands up and down it and licked all over especially around the head forgetting it was just a dildo! I forgot it was battery powered and plugged it in and started looking for another socket to charge it. After realising it was battery powered I spent a good few minutes trying to twist the top off to put the batteries in. I don’t know why I had such difficulty but perhaps it was just stiff from being new. I then inserted the batteries and got clicking away. I like to run through the vibrations before insertion jus to get a feel- there are 10 to go through from strong, soft, pulses and patterns. I then lubed up and ran the dildo over myself with the vibrations starting with mid to strong continuous vibrations. Once I was ready I inserted and my did I love it slowly filling me up. The vibrations meant I could go hands free but it was too good for masturbation I made use of the suction cup on a wooden chair and rode this baby till I came, holding on to the balls which are squishy and one of my favourite features about this dildo. I flicked through the vibrations and personally love a combination of pulses and constant vibrations depending on my position. Sometimes I go without- he’s so filling, that alone is pleasurable enough for me. The girth on this is perfect. I absolutely adore feeling full and being completely filled up, he meets all my desires in a dildo. When sucking my mouth is full and when inside just completely fills you with extreme pleasure and is not so intimidating to insert. If you go in slowly with plenty of lube you’ll enjoy what this toy can offer. I’ve used him on the wall, floor, chair, shower but a dry shower as it’s only splashproof I worry about something going wrong! We’ve also used it as a threesome sticking it onto a wall and being taken by my partner as well as masturbation. We’ve tried it anally but at the moment finding the girth slightly too large so is something we are working on. I also love that it can be attached to a harness as I often have fun with female friends and this is something that’s added to that. It stays in place in the harness and again the suction cup really let’s you go wild with your imagination. I can say that it’s been well received! I only wish that it was usb powered because we’ve made so much use of it already I can feel the vibrations starting to lessen and it can be a faff making sure you have batteries near by. For me, I also think it’s curved the wrong way but I just end up swivelling around on it anyways it doesn’t have a huge impact. The wire has got in the way a few times when sucking off a wall and also when used in the harness, a remote version would be nice but this is my first type of toy with an attached wire so maybe it just needs getting used to. This girthy baby is a delight for all couples and singletons who love to feel full with added vibrations to really make you come. I Totally recommend this given the positions and places it can go with the suction cup and strong vibrations but most of all the girth and detail. I’m so happy with this and wish to pass on to others!

Sticking power

As usual, the item was delivered incredibly fast and in discreet wrapping. When we opened the vibrator there was a strong rubbery/latexy smell, but that receded after a wash and couple couple of uses. So first impressions - it's pretty large but still relatively easy to work with. We have only used it on Mrs B as it's far too large for Mr! The material is very smooth. We have several other realistic dildos of a similar size and this material feels different. It's probably less realistic, but if you like smooth this is for you. The vibrating element is surprisingly powerful given that it just takes a couple of AAA batteries. Mrs B is a bit of a power queen and we usually like main-operated toys, but the power here was a pleasant surprise. This is also the first time we have tried a suction cup toy. It sticks to all sorts! We had thought that at best we may only get to use it in the shower on the tiles, but that's not the case. Our current favourite is on the back of the bedroom door! It sticks very very firmly but is also easy to remove using the tab. Fantastic for threesome fantasies. Recommended.

Sticking power

As usual the item was delivered incredibly fast and in discrete wrapping. When we opened the vibrator there was a strong rubbery/latexy smell, but that receded after a wash and couple couple of uses. So first impressions - its pretty large but still relatively easy to work with. We have only used it on Mrs B as its fair too large for Mr! The material is very smooth. We have several other realistic dildos of a similar size and this material feels different. Its probably less realistic, but if you like smooth this is for you. The vibrating element is surprisingly powerful given that its just takes a couple of AAA batteries. Mrs B is a bit of a power queen and we usually like main operated toys but the power here was a pleasant surprise. This is also the first time we have tried a suction cup toy. Its sticks to all sorts! We had thought that at best we may only get to use it in the shower on the tiles, but that's not the case. Our current favourite is on the back of the bedroom door! Its sticks very very firmly but is also easy to remove using the tab. Fantastic for threesome fantasies. Recommended.

Be prepared to feel full

Wow! As I said in the title be prepared to feel full whether in your mouth, vagina or ass. This is just wow!Usual discreet packaging but let’s get to the best part. The dildo is soft, squishy but firm enough like a real penis and I love the tiny details like the veins, big balls and the pee/ cum hole at the top really got me going. You can really feel it with your tongue like you would a real penis.After removing it from the packaging I was pleased to find there was no strong odour and gave it a good wash then ran my hands up and down it and licked all over especially around the head forgetting it was just a dildo!I forgot it was battery powered and plugged it in and started looking for another socket to charge it. After realising it was battery powered I spent a good few minutes trying to twist the top off to put the batteries in. I don’t know why I had such difficulty but perhaps it was just stiff from being new. I then inserted the batteries and got clicking away. I like to run through the vibrations before insertion jus to get a feel- there are 10 to go through from strong, soft, pulses and patterns. I then lubed up and ran the dildo over myself with the vibrations starting with mid to strong continuous vibrations. Once I was ready I inserted and my did I love it slowly filling me up. The vibrations meant I could go hands free but it was too good for masturbation I made use of the suction cup on a wooden chair and rode this baby till i came, holding on to the balls which are squishy and one of my favourite features about this dildo. I flicked through the vibrations and personally love a combination of pulses and constant vibrations depending on my position. Sometimes I go without- he’s so filling, that alone is pleasurable enough for me. The girth on this is perfect. I absolutely adore feeling full and being completely filled up, he meets all my desires in a dildo. When sucking my mouth is full and when inside just completely fills you with extreme pleasure and is not so intimidating to insert. If you go in slowly with plenty of lube you’ll enjoy what this toy can offer. I’ve used him on the wall, floor, chair, shower but a dry shower as it’s only splashproof I worry about something going wrong! We’ve also used it as a threesome sticking it onto a wall and being taken by my partner as well as masturbation. We’ve tried it anally but at the moment finding the girth slightly too large so is something we are working on. I also love that it can be attached to a harness as I often have fun with female friends and this is something that’s added to that. It stays in place in the harness and again the suction cup really let’s you go wild with your imagination. I can say that it’s been well received! I only wish that it was usb powered because we’ve made so much use of it already I can feel the vibrations starting to lessen and it can be a faff making sure you have batteries near by. For me, I also think it’s curved the wrong way but I just end up swivelling around on it anyways it doesn’t have a huge impact. The wire has got in the way a few times when sucking off a wall and also when used in the harness, a remote version would be nice but this is my first type of toy with an attached wire so maybe it just needs getting used to. This girthy baby is a delight for all couples and singletons who love to feel full with added vibrations to really make you come. I Totally recommend this given the positions and places it can go with the suction cup and strong vibrations but most of all the girth and detail. I’m so happy with this and wish to pass on to others!!

Loving My Lifelike: Great Vibes

First impressions: Wow this is weighty, normally a positive sign; look at all those lovely veins; such a pretty head; and oh my, those balls are massive. Removing from the inner plastic and if there was a category for finger feel, this would win hands up, down and all ways around. Gripping it tight feels fantastic, I just want to squeeze my new toy so hard. It’s a big fistful too. Girthy it certainly is and at six inches circumference my thumb barely reaches my fingers. It’s really solid but flexible too. I don’t want to put it down. Unconsciously, I find I’m playing with the cute little slit up top.The best news is it’s Saturday, so no work. I don’t waste time looking for batteries or even going upstairs. It feels so inviting, I’m desperate to experience more intimate sensations, so I slam it on the kitchen floor. Gently does it at first. Nature knows best, and whilst this might not be the ‘hole’ that nature intended, the realistic head eases in and out wonderfully as my body adapts to the considerable size. On the journey to balls deep and back I can sense a subtle widening midshaft before ever so slightly narrowing again to the base, meaning the last couple of inches go in nice and easy. Then with a fair bit more lube, as I thrust up and down, that mid-section really is sublime, an almost imperceptible stretching but definitely there. Possibly the best sensation I’ve had riding a dildo. Soon I’m sitting on those gigantic cajones, rocking backwards and forwards, the seven plus insertable inches caressing the limits of my deepest places. This is just so good. Then bent over or stood straight up against the side of the freezer, still bouncing on the balls. Reluctantly, I’m forced to take a break to run a few errands and buy batteries.Unwrapping the detachable remote, it looks not unlike a small bullet vibrator. Maybe someone missed a trick here for a dual-purpose unit to help warm you up for the main event. The controls are simple with just a single button to cycle through the fairly standard range of patterns, easy to locate without having to look down. An instant favourite is the low intensity constant hum which is particularly relaxing during the initial insertions. The vibrations are definitely most intense as the dildo stimulates the nerves on entry and exit. Then as I build up, I switch to a quick intermittent beat which I sync with as my body pumps ass to the rhythm. Unravelled, the cord is a reasonable length so I can put the remote down and use both hands for other things. I’m pleasantly surprised how good the vibrations are, perhaps because I’m stretched so tightly against them.The Lifelike’s aesthetics may be impaired slightly by the massive suction cup at the base but this is without doubt a winning trade off. This thing sticks when the going gets rough. Every other toy I own has parted company with the surface under this treatment but the Lifelike hangs in there and I can’t over state what a joy this is, in every way. I can bang away to my body’s limits without the frustration of slippery reattachments. And so you don’t pop a tile off the wall of your shower, there is a tab to aid eventual removal. The Lifelike’s material is an improvement on another I have from this brand, but you are still going to need plenty of lube for comfortable prolonged anal play. Cleaning afterwards is simple as the toy is 'splash proof', although I take care around where the wire protrudes.'I have dildos that are bigger but look impossibly huge. This eight-inch beauty is indeed ‘lifelike’ – in your wildest dreams’ definition of the word. Your fantasies hope and hope that something a lot like this will be waiting for you when the clothes come off. I’m holding on to mine and never letting go. It fills me to perfection.

Sticking power

As usual the item was delivered incredibly fast and in discrete wrapping. When we opened the vibrator there was a strong rubbery/latexy smell, but that receded after a wash and couple couple of uses. So first impressions - its pretty large but still relatively easy to work with. We have only used it on Mrs B as its fair too large for Mr! The material is very smooth. We have several other realistic dildos of a similar size and this material feels different. Its probably less realistic, but if you like smooth this is for you. The vibrating element is surprisingly powerful given that its just takes a couple of AAA batteries. Mrs B is a bit of a power queen and we usually like main operated toys but the power here was a pleasant surprise. This is also the first time we have tried a suction cup toy. Its sticks to all sorts! We had thought that at best we may only get to use it in the shower on the tiles, but that's not the case. Our current favourite is on the back of the bedroom door! Its sticks very very firmly but is also easy to remove using the tab. Fantastic for threesome fantasies. Recommended.

Loving My Lifelike: Great Vibes

First impressions: Wow this is weighty, normally a positive sign; look at all those lovely veins; such a pretty head; and oh my, those balls are massive. Removing from the inner plastic and if there was a category for finger feel, this would win hands up, down and all ways around. Gripping it tight feels fantastic, I just want to squeeze my new toy so hard. It’s a big fistful too. Girthy it certainly is and at six inches circumference my thumb barely reaches my fingers. It’s really solid but flexible too. I don’t want to put it down. Unconsciously, I find I’m playing with the cute little slit up top.The best news is it’s Saturday, so no work. I don’t waste time looking for batteries or even going upstairs. It feels so inviting, I’m desperate to experience more intimate sensations, so I slam it on the kitchen floor. Gently does it at first. Nature knows best, and whilst this might not be the ‘hole’ that nature intended, the realistic head eases in and out wonderfully as my body adapts to the considerable size. On the journey to balls deep and back I can sense a subtle widening midshaft before ever so slightly narrowing again to the base, meaning the last couple of inches go in nice and easy. Then with a fair bit more lube, as I thrust up and down, that mid-section really is sublime, an almost imperceptible stretching but definitely there. Possibly the best sensation I’ve had riding a dildo. Soon I’m sitting on those gigantic cajones, rocking backwards and forwards, the seven plus insertable inches caressing the limits of my deepest places. This is just so good. Then bent over or stood straight up against the side of the freezer, still bouncing on the balls. Reluctantly, I’m forced to take a break to run a few errands and buy batteries.Unwrapping the detachable remote, it looks not unlike a small bullet vibrator. Maybe someone missed a trick here for a dual-purpose unit to help warm you up for the main event. The controls are simple with just a single button to cycle through the fairly standard range of patterns, easy to locate without having to look down. An instant favourite is the low intensity constant hum which is particularly relaxing during the initial insertions. The vibrations are definitely most intense as the dildo stimulates the nerves on entry and exit. Then as I build up, I switch to a quick intermittent beat which I sync with as my body pumps ass to the rhythm. Unravelled, the cord is a reasonable length so I can put the remote down and use both hands for other things. I’m pleasantly surprised how good the vibrations are, perhaps because I’m stretched so tightly against them.The Lifelike’s aesthetics may be impaired slightly by the massive suction cup at the base but this is without doubt a winning trade off. This thing sticks when the going gets rough. Every other toy I own has parted company with the surface under this treatment but the Lifelike hangs in there and I can’t over state what a joy this is, in every way. I can bang away to my body’s limits without the frustration of slippery reattachments. And so you don’t pop a tile off the wall of your shower, there is a tab to aid eventual removal. The Lifelike’s material is an improvement on another I have from this brand, but you are still going to need plenty of lube for comfortable prolonged anal play. Cleaning afterwards is simple as the toy is 'splash proof', although I take care around where the wire protrudes.'I have dildos that are bigger but look impossibly huge. This eight-inch beauty is indeed ‘lifelike’ – in your wildest dreams’ definition of the word. Your fantasies hope and hope that something a lot like this will be waiting for you when the clothes come off. I’m holding on to mine and never letting go. It fills me to perfection.

Be prepared to feel full

Wow! As I said in the title be prepared to feel full whether in your mouth, vagina or ass. This is just wow!Usual discreet packaging but let’s get to the best part. The dildo is soft, squishy but firm enough like a real penis and I love the tiny details like the veins, big balls and the pee/ cum hole at the top really got me going. You can really feel it with your tongue like you would a real penis.After removing it from the packaging I was pleased to find there was no strong odour and gave it a good wash then ran my hands up and down it and licked all over especially around the head forgetting it was just a dildo!I forgot it was battery powered and plugged it in and started looking for another socket to charge it. After realising it was battery powered I spent a good few minutes trying to twist the top off to put the batteries in. I don’t know why I had such difficulty but perhaps it was just stiff from being new. I then inserted the batteries and got clicking away. I like to run through the vibrations before insertion jus to get a feel- there are 10 to go through from strong, soft, pulses and patterns. I then lubed up and ran the dildo over myself with the vibrations starting with mid to strong continuous vibrations. Once I was ready I inserted and my did I love it slowly filling me up. The vibrations meant I could go hands free but it was too good for masturbation I made use of the suction cup on a wooden chair and rode this baby till i came, holding on to the balls which are squishy and one of my favourite features about this dildo. I flicked through the vibrations and personally love a combination of pulses and constant vibrations depending on my position. Sometimes I go without- he’s so filling, that alone is pleasurable enough for me. The girth on this is perfect. I absolutely adore feeling full and being completely filled up, he meets all my desires in a dildo. When sucking my mouth is full and when inside just completely fills you with extreme pleasure and is not so intimidating to insert. If you go in slowly with plenty of lube you’ll enjoy what this toy can offer. I’ve used him on the wall, floor, chair, shower but a dry shower as it’s only splashproof I worry about something going wrong! We’ve also used it as a threesome sticking it onto a wall and being taken by my partner as well as masturbation. We’ve tried it anally but at the moment finding the girth slightly too large so is something we are working on. I also love that it can be attached to a harness as I often have fun with female friends and this is something that’s added to that. It stays in place in the harness and again the suction cup really let’s you go wild with your imagination. I can say that it’s been well received! I only wish that it was usb powered because we’ve made so much use of it already I can feel the vibrations starting to lessen and it can be a faff making sure you have batteries near by. For me, I also think it’s curved the wrong way but I just end up swivelling around on it anyways it doesn’t have a huge impact. The wire has got in the way a few times when sucking off a wall and also when used in the harness, a remote version would be nice but this is my first type of toy with an attached wire so maybe it just needs getting used to. This girthy baby is a delight for all couples and singletons who love to feel full with added vibrations to really make you come. I Totally recommend this given the positions and places it can go with the suction cup and strong vibrations but most of all the girth and detail. I’m so happy with this and wish to pass on to others!!

Sticking power

As usual the item was delivered incredibly fast and in discrete wrapping. When we opened the vibrator there was a strong rubbery/latexy smell, but that receded after a wash and couple couple of uses. So first impressions - its pretty large but still relatively easy to work with. We have only used it on Mrs B as its fair too large for Mr! The material is very smooth. We have several other realistic dildos of a similar size and this material feels different. Its probably less realistic, but if you like smooth this is for you. The vibrating element is surprisingly powerful given that its just takes a couple of AAA batteries. Mrs B is a bit of a power queen and we usually like main operated toys but the power here was a pleasant surprise. This is also the first time we have tried a suction cup toy. Its sticks to all sorts! We had thought that at best we may only get to use it in the shower on the tiles, but that's not the case. Our current favourite is on the back of the bedroom door! Its sticks very very firmly but is also easy to remove using the tab. Fantastic for threesome fantasies. Recommended.

Be prepared to feel full

Wow! As I said in the title be prepared to feel full whether in your mouth, vagina or ass. This is just wow!Usual discreet packaging but let’s get to the best part. The dildo is soft, squishy but firm enough like a real penis and I love the tiny details like the veins, big balls and the pee/ cum hole at the top really got me going. You can really feel it with your tongue like you would a real penis.After removing it from the packaging I was pleased to find there was no strong odour and gave it a good wash then ran my hands up and down it and licked all over especially around the head forgetting it was just a dildo!I forgot it was battery powered and plugged it in and started looking for another socket to charge it. After realising it was battery powered I spent a good few minutes trying to twist the top off to put the batteries in. I don’t know why I had such difficulty but perhaps it was just stiff from being new. I then inserted the batteries and got clicking away. I like to run through the vibrations before insertion jus to get a feel- there are 10 to go through from strong, soft, pulses and patterns. I then lubed up and ran the dildo over myself with the vibrations starting with mid to strong continuous vibrations. Once I was ready I inserted and my did I love it slowly filling me up. The vibrations meant I could go hands free but it was too good for masturbation I made use of the suction cup on a wooden chair and rode this baby till i came, holding on to the balls which are squishy and one of my favourite features about this dildo. I flicked through the vibrations and personally love a combination of pulses and constant vibrations depending on my position. Sometimes I go without- he’s so filling, that alone is pleasurable enough for me. The girth on this is perfect. I absolutely adore feeling full and being completely filled up, he meets all my desires in a dildo. When sucking my mouth is full and when inside just completely fills you with extreme pleasure and is not so intimidating to insert. If you go in slowly with plenty of lube you’ll enjoy what this toy can offer. I’ve used him on the wall, floor, chair, shower but a dry shower as it’s only splashproof I worry about something going wrong! We’ve also used it as a threesome sticking it onto a wall and being taken by my partner as well as masturbation. We’ve tried it anally but at the moment finding the girth slightly too large so is something we are working on. I also love that it can be attached to a harness as I often have fun with female friends and this is something that’s added to that. It stays in place in the harness and again the suction cup really let’s you go wild with your imagination. I can say that it’s been well received! I only wish that it was usb powered because we’ve made so much use of it already I can feel the vibrations starting to lessen and it can be a faff making sure you have batteries near by. For me, I also think it’s curved the wrong way but I just end up swivelling around on it anyways it doesn’t have a huge impact. The wire has got in the way a few times when sucking off a wall and also when used in the harness, a remote version would be nice but this is my first type of toy with an attached wire so maybe it just needs getting used to. This girthy baby is a delight for all couples and singletons who love to feel full with added vibrations to really make you come. I Totally recommend this given the positions and places it can go with the suction cup and strong vibrations but most of all the girth and detail. I’m so happy with this and wish to pass on to others!!

Loving My Lifelike: Great Vibes

First impressions: Wow this is weighty, normally a positive sign; look at all those lovely veins; such a pretty head; and oh my, those balls are massive. Removing from the inner plastic and if there was a category for finger feel, this would win hands up, down and all ways around. Gripping it tight feels fantastic, I just want to squeeze my new toy so hard. It’s a big fistful too. Girthy it certainly is and at six inches circumference my thumb barely reaches my fingers. It’s really solid but flexible too. I don’t want to put it down. Unconsciously, I find I’m playing with the cute little slit up top.The best news is it’s Saturday, so no work. I don’t waste time looking for batteries or even going upstairs. It feels so inviting, I’m desperate to experience more intimate sensations, so I slam it on the kitchen floor. Gently does it at first. Nature knows best, and whilst this might not be the ‘hole’ that nature intended, the realistic head eases in and out wonderfully as my body adapts to the considerable size. On the journey to balls deep and back I can sense a subtle widening midshaft before ever so slightly narrowing again to the base, meaning the last couple of inches go in nice and easy. Then with a fair bit more lube, as I thrust up and down, that mid-section really is sublime, an almost imperceptible stretching but definitely there. Possibly the best sensation I’ve had riding a dildo. Soon I’m sitting on those gigantic cajones, rocking backwards and forwards, the seven plus insertable inches caressing the limits of my deepest places. This is just so good. Then bent over or stood straight up against the side of the freezer, still bouncing on the balls. Reluctantly, I’m forced to take a break to run a few errands and buy batteries.Unwrapping the detachable remote, it looks not unlike a small bullet vibrator. Maybe someone missed a trick here for a dual-purpose unit to help warm you up for the main event. The controls are simple with just a single button to cycle through the fairly standard range of patterns, easy to locate without having to look down. An instant favourite is the low intensity constant hum which is particularly relaxing during the initial insertions. The vibrations are definitely most intense as the dildo stimulates the nerves on entry and exit. Then as I build up, I switch to a quick intermittent beat which I sync with as my body pumps ass to the rhythm. Unravelled, the cord is a reasonable length so I can put the remote down and use both hands for other things. I’m pleasantly surprised how good the vibrations are, perhaps because I’m stretched so tightly against them.The Lifelike’s aesthetics may be impaired slightly by the massive suction cup at the base but this is without doubt a winning trade off. This thing sticks when the going gets rough. Every other toy I own has parted company with the surface under this treatment but the Lifelike hangs in there and I can’t over state what a joy this is, in every way. I can bang away to my body’s limits without the frustration of slippery reattachments. And so you don’t pop a tile off the wall of your shower, there is a tab to aid eventual removal. The Lifelike’s material is an improvement on another I have from this brand, but you are still going to need plenty of lube for comfortable prolonged anal play. Cleaning afterwards is simple as the toy is 'splash proof', although I take care around where the wire protrudes.'I have dildos that are bigger but look impossibly huge. This eight-inch beauty is indeed ‘lifelike’ – in your wildest dreams’ definition of the word. Your fantasies hope and hope that something a lot like this will be waiting for you when the clothes come off. I’m holding on to mine and never letting go. It fills me to perfection.

Excellent vibrator

This vibrator is bigger than I thought it would be, girthy it definitely is and made from a soft but firm material. Use plenty of lube as first time I used it in my wife it was a bit uncomfortable but after adding more lube it didn't take her long to orgasm over and over again...my wife loves this toy already that's why we are giving it 5 stars.

Excellent vibrator

This vibrator is bigger than I thought it would be, girthy it definitely is and made from a soft but firm material. Use plenty of lube as first time I used it in my wife it was a bit uncomfortable but after adding more lube it didn't take her long to orgasm over and over again...my wife loves this toy already that's why we are giving it 5 stars.

Excellent vibrator

This vibrator is bigger than I thought it would be, girthy it definitely is and made from a soft but firm material. Use plenty of lube as first time I used it in my wife it was a bit uncomfortable but after adding more lube it didn't take her long to orgasm over and over again...my wife loves this toy already that's why we are giving it 5 stars.

Worth the buzz

Absolutely great toy and one to make sure you keep ready in bedside drawer, we always tend to enjoy the lifelike lover range made by lovehoney amd find them to be our go to toys, saw this one and gave it a go, great delivery as always with lovehoney and the toy has outperformed what we expected and great fun to get things warmed up in the bedroom, perfect size amd amazing options on the variations for the vibrations

Worth the buzz

Absolutely great toy and one to make sure you keep ready in bedside drawer, we always tend to enjoy the lifelike lover range made by lovehoney amd find them to be our go to toys, saw this one and gave it a go, great delivery as always with lovehoney and the toy has outperformed what we expected and great fun to get things warmed up in the bedroom, perfect size amd amazing options on the variations for the vibrations

Worth the buzz

Absolutely great toy and one to make sure you keep ready in bedside drawer, we always tend to enjoy the lifelike lover range made by lovehoney amd find them to be our go to toys, saw this one and gave it a go, great delivery as always with lovehoney and the toy has outperformed what we expected and great fun to get things warmed up in the bedroom, perfect size amd amazing options on the variations for the vibrations

Worth the buzz

Absolutely great toy and one to make sure you keep ready in bedside drawer, we always tend to enjoy the lifelike lover range made by lovehoney amd find them to be our go to toys, saw this one and gave it a go, great delivery as always with lovehoney and the toy has outperformed what we expected and great fun to get things warmed up in the bedroom, perfect size amd amazing options on the variations for the vibrations

Excellent vibrator

This vibrator is bigger than I thought it would be, girthy it definitely is and made from a soft but firm material. Use plenty of lube as first time I used it in my wife it was a bit uncomfortable but after adding more lube it didn't take her long to orgasm over and over again...my wife loves this toy already that's why we are giving it 5 stars.

Sticking power

As usual the item was delivered incredibly fast and in discrete wrapping. When we opened the vibrator there was a strong rubbery/latexy smell, but that receded after a wash and couple couple of uses. So first impressions - its pretty large but still relatively easy to work with. We have only used it on Mrs B as its fair too large for Mr! The material is very smooth. We have several other realistic dildos of a similar size and this material feels different. Its probably less realistic, but if you like smooth this is for you. The vibrating element is surprisingly powerful given that its just takes a couple of AAA batteries. Mrs B is a bit of a power queen and we usually like main operated toys but the power here was a pleasant surprise. This is also the first time we have tried a suction cup toy. Its sticks to all sorts! We had thought that at best we may only get to use it in the shower on the tiles, but that's not the case. Our current favourite is on the back of the bedroom door! Its sticks very very firmly but is also easy to remove using the tab. Fantastic for threesome fantasies. Recommended.

Be prepared to feel full

Wow! As I said in the title be prepared to feel full whether in your mouth, vagina or ass. This is just wow!Usual discreet packaging but let’s get to the best part. The dildo is soft, squishy but firm enough like a real penis and I love the tiny details like the veins, big balls and the pee/ cum hole at the top really got me going. You can really feel it with your tongue like you would a real penis.After removing it from the packaging I was pleased to find there was no strong odour and gave it a good wash then ran my hands up and down it and licked all over especially around the head forgetting it was just a dildo!I forgot it was battery powered and plugged it in and started looking for another socket to charge it. After realising it was battery powered I spent a good few minutes trying to twist the top off to put the batteries in. I don’t know why I had such difficulty but perhaps it was just stiff from being new. I then inserted the batteries and got clicking away. I like to run through the vibrations before insertion jus to get a feel- there are 10 to go through from strong, soft, pulses and patterns. I then lubed up and ran the dildo over myself with the vibrations starting with mid to strong continuous vibrations. Once I was ready I inserted and my did I love it slowly filling me up. The vibrations meant I could go hands free but it was too good for masturbation I made use of the suction cup on a wooden chair and rode this baby till i came, holding on to the balls which are squishy and one of my favourite features about this dildo. I flicked through the vibrations and personally love a combination of pulses and constant vibrations depending on my position. Sometimes I go without- he’s so filling, that alone is pleasurable enough for me. The girth on this is perfect. I absolutely adore feeling full and being completely filled up, he meets all my desires in a dildo. When sucking my mouth is full and when inside just completely fills you with extreme pleasure and is not so intimidating to insert. If you go in slowly with plenty of lube you’ll enjoy what this toy can offer. I’ve used him on the wall, floor, chair, shower but a dry shower as it’s only splashproof I worry about something going wrong! We’ve also used it as a threesome sticking it onto a wall and being taken by my partner as well as masturbation. We’ve tried it anally but at the moment finding the girth slightly too large so is something we are working on. I also love that it can be attached to a harness as I often have fun with female friends and this is something that’s added to that. It stays in place in the harness and again the suction cup really let’s you go wild with your imagination. I can say that it’s been well received! I only wish that it was usb powered because we’ve made so much use of it already I can feel the vibrations starting to lessen and it can be a faff making sure you have batteries near by. For me, I also think it’s curved the wrong way but I just end up swivelling around on it anyways it doesn’t have a huge impact. The wire has got in the way a few times when sucking off a wall and also when used in the harness, a remote version would be nice but this is my first type of toy with an attached wire so maybe it just needs getting used to. This girthy baby is a delight for all couples and singletons who love to feel full with added vibrations to really make you come. I Totally recommend this given the positions and places it can go with the suction cup and strong vibrations but most of all the girth and detail. I’m so happy with this and wish to pass on to others!!

Loving My Lifelike: Great Vibes

First impressions: Wow this is weighty, normally a positive sign; look at all those lovely veins; such a pretty head; and oh my, those balls are massive. Removing from the inner plastic and if there was a category for finger feel, this would win hands up, down and all ways around. Gripping it tight feels fantastic, I just want to squeeze my new toy so hard. It’s a big fistful too. Girthy it certainly is and at six inches circumference my thumb barely reaches my fingers. It’s really solid but flexible too. I don’t want to put it down. Unconsciously, I find I’m playing with the cute little slit up top.The best news is it’s Saturday, so no work. I don’t waste time looking for batteries or even going upstairs. It feels so inviting, I’m desperate to experience more intimate sensations, so I slam it on the kitchen floor. Gently does it at first. Nature knows best, and whilst this might not be the ‘hole’ that nature intended, the realistic head eases in and out wonderfully as my body adapts to the considerable size. On the journey to balls deep and back I can sense a subtle widening midshaft before ever so slightly narrowing again to the base, meaning the last couple of inches go in nice and easy. Then with a fair bit more lube, as I thrust up and down, that mid-section really is sublime, an almost imperceptible stretching but definitely there. Possibly the best sensation I’ve had riding a dildo. Soon I’m sitting on those gigantic cajones, rocking backwards and forwards, the seven plus insertable inches caressing the limits of my deepest places. This is just so good. Then bent over or stood straight up against the side of the freezer, still bouncing on the balls. Reluctantly, I’m forced to take a break to run a few errands and buy batteries.Unwrapping the detachable remote, it looks not unlike a small bullet vibrator. Maybe someone missed a trick here for a dual-purpose unit to help warm you up for the main event. The controls are simple with just a single button to cycle through the fairly standard range of patterns, easy to locate without having to look down. An instant favourite is the low intensity constant hum which is particularly relaxing during the initial insertions. The vibrations are definitely most intense as the dildo stimulates the nerves on entry and exit. Then as I build up, I switch to a quick intermittent beat which I sync with as my body pumps ass to the rhythm. Unravelled, the cord is a reasonable length so I can put the remote down and use both hands for other things. I’m pleasantly surprised how good the vibrations are, perhaps because I’m stretched so tightly against them.The Lifelike’s aesthetics may be impaired slightly by the massive suction cup at the base but this is without doubt a winning trade off. This thing sticks when the going gets rough. Every other toy I own has parted company with the surface under this treatment but the Lifelike hangs in there and I can’t over state what a joy this is, in every way. I can bang away to my body’s limits without the frustration of slippery reattachments. And so you don’t pop a tile off the wall of your shower, there is a tab to aid eventual removal. The Lifelike’s material is an improvement on another I have from this brand, but you are still going to need plenty of lube for comfortable prolonged anal play. Cleaning afterwards is simple as the toy is 'splash proof', although I take care around where the wire protrudes.'I have dildos that are bigger but look impossibly huge. This eight-inch beauty is indeed ‘lifelike’ – in your wildest dreams’ definition of the word. Your fantasies hope and hope that something a lot like this will be waiting for you when the clothes come off. I’m holding on to mine and never letting go. It fills me to perfection.

Worth the buzz

Absolutely great toy and one to make sure you keep ready in bedside drawer, we always tend to enjoy the lifelike lover range made by lovehoney amd find them to be our go to toys, saw this one and gave it a go, great delivery as always with lovehoney and the toy has outperformed what we expected and great fun to get things warmed up in the bedroom, perfect size amd amazing options on the variations for the vibrations

Excellent vibrator

This vibrator is bigger than I thought it would be, girthy it definitely is and made from a soft but firm material. Use plenty of lube as first time I used it in my wife it was a bit uncomfortable but after adding more lube it didn't take her long to orgasm over and over again...my wife loves this toy already that's why we are giving it 5 stars.

Sticking power

As usual the item was delivered incredibly fast and in discrete wrapping. When we opened the vibrator there was a strong rubbery/latexy smell, but that receded after a wash and couple couple of uses. So first impressions - its pretty large but still relatively easy to work with. We have only used it on Mrs B as its fair too large for Mr! The material is very smooth. We have several other realistic dildos of a similar size and this material feels different. Its probably less realistic, but if you like smooth this is for you. The vibrating element is surprisingly powerful given that its just takes a couple of AAA batteries. Mrs B is a bit of a power queen and we usually like main operated toys but the power here was a pleasant surprise. This is also the first time we have tried a suction cup toy. Its sticks to all sorts! We had thought that at best we may only get to use it in the shower on the tiles, but that's not the case. Our current favourite is on the back of the bedroom door! Its sticks very very firmly but is also easy to remove using the tab. Fantastic for threesome fantasies. Recommended.

Be prepared to feel full

Wow! As I said in the title be prepared to feel full whether in your mouth, vagina or ass. This is just wow!Usual discreet packaging but let’s get to the best part. The dildo is soft, squishy but firm enough like a real penis and I love the tiny details like the veins, big balls and the pee/ cum hole at the top really got me going. You can really feel it with your tongue like you would a real penis.After removing it from the packaging I was pleased to find there was no strong odour and gave it a good wash then ran my hands up and down it and licked all over especially around the head forgetting it was just a dildo!I forgot it was battery powered and plugged it in and started looking for another socket to charge it. After realising it was battery powered I spent a good few minutes trying to twist the top off to put the batteries in. I don’t know why I had such difficulty but perhaps it was just stiff from being new. I then inserted the batteries and got clicking away. I like to run through the vibrations before insertion jus to get a feel- there are 10 to go through from strong, soft, pulses and patterns. I then lubed up and ran the dildo over myself with the vibrations starting with mid to strong continuous vibrations. Once I was ready I inserted and my did I love it slowly filling me up. The vibrations meant I could go hands free but it was too good for masturbation I made use of the suction cup on a wooden chair and rode this baby till i came, holding on to the balls which are squishy and one of my favourite features about this dildo. I flicked through the vibrations and personally love a combination of pulses and constant vibrations depending on my position. Sometimes I go without- he’s so filling, that alone is pleasurable enough for me. The girth on this is perfect. I absolutely adore feeling full and being completely filled up, he meets all my desires in a dildo. When sucking my mouth is full and when inside just completely fills you with extreme pleasure and is not so intimidating to insert. If you go in slowly with plenty of lube you’ll enjoy what this toy can offer. I’ve used him on the wall, floor, chair, shower but a dry shower as it’s only splashproof I worry about something going wrong! We’ve also used it as a threesome sticking it onto a wall and being taken by my partner as well as masturbation. We’ve tried it anally but at the moment finding the girth slightly too large so is something we are working on. I also love that it can be attached to a harness as I often have fun with female friends and this is something that’s added to that. It stays in place in the harness and again the suction cup really let’s you go wild with your imagination. I can say that it’s been well received! I only wish that it was usb powered because we’ve made so much use of it already I can feel the vibrations starting to lessen and it can be a faff making sure you have batteries near by. For me, I also think it’s curved the wrong way but I just end up swivelling around on it anyways it doesn’t have a huge impact. The wire has got in the way a few times when sucking off a wall and also when used in the harness, a remote version would be nice but this is my first type of toy with an attached wire so maybe it just needs getting used to. This girthy baby is a delight for all couples and singletons who love to feel full with added vibrations to really make you come. I Totally recommend this given the positions and places it can go with the suction cup and strong vibrations but most of all the girth and detail. I’m so happy with this and wish to pass on to others!!

Loving My Lifelike: Great Vibes

First impressions: Wow this is weighty, normally a positive sign; look at all those lovely veins; such a pretty head; and oh my, those balls are massive. Removing from the inner plastic and if there was a category for finger feel, this would win hands up, down and all ways around. Gripping it tight feels fantastic, I just want to squeeze my new toy so hard. It’s a big fistful too. Girthy it certainly is and at six inches circumference my thumb barely reaches my fingers. It’s really solid but flexible too. I don’t want to put it down. Unconsciously, I find I’m playing with the cute little slit up top.The best news is it’s Saturday, so no work. I don’t waste time looking for batteries or even going upstairs. It feels so inviting, I’m desperate to experience more intimate sensations, so I slam it on the kitchen floor. Gently does it at first. Nature knows best, and whilst this might not be the ‘hole’ that nature intended, the realistic head eases in and out wonderfully as my body adapts to the considerable size. On the journey to balls deep and back I can sense a subtle widening midshaft before ever so slightly narrowing again to the base, meaning the last couple of inches go in nice and easy. Then with a fair bit more lube, as I thrust up and down, that mid-section really is sublime, an almost imperceptible stretching but definitely there. Possibly the best sensation I’ve had riding a dildo. Soon I’m sitting on those gigantic cajones, rocking backwards and forwards, the seven plus insertable inches caressing the limits of my deepest places. This is just so good. Then bent over or stood straight up against the side of the freezer, still bouncing on the balls. Reluctantly, I’m forced to take a break to run a few errands and buy batteries.Unwrapping the detachable remote, it looks not unlike a small bullet vibrator. Maybe someone missed a trick here for a dual-purpose unit to help warm you up for the main event. The controls are simple with just a single button to cycle through the fairly standard range of patterns, easy to locate without having to look down. An instant favourite is the low intensity constant hum which is particularly relaxing during the initial insertions. The vibrations are definitely most intense as the dildo stimulates the nerves on entry and exit. Then as I build up, I switch to a quick intermittent beat which I sync with as my body pumps ass to the rhythm. Unravelled, the cord is a reasonable length so I can put the remote down and use both hands for other things. I’m pleasantly surprised how good the vibrations are, perhaps because I’m stretched so tightly against them.The Lifelike’s aesthetics may be impaired slightly by the massive suction cup at the base but this is without doubt a winning trade off. This thing sticks when the going gets rough. Every other toy I own has parted company with the surface under this treatment but the Lifelike hangs in there and I can’t over state what a joy this is, in every way. I can bang away to my body’s limits without the frustration of slippery reattachments. And so you don’t pop a tile off the wall of your shower, there is a tab to aid eventual removal. The Lifelike’s material is an improvement on another I have from this brand, but you are still going to need plenty of lube for comfortable prolonged anal play. Cleaning afterwards is simple as the toy is 'splash proof', although I take care around where the wire protrudes.'I have dildos that are bigger but look impossibly huge. This eight-inch beauty is indeed ‘lifelike’ – in your wildest dreams’ definition of the word. Your fantasies hope and hope that something a lot like this will be waiting for you when the clothes come off. I’m holding on to mine and never letting go. It fills me to perfection.

Great

Very good to use recommend easing it in slowly at first with plenty of lube all the vibrations feel nice but I like it more on number 3

Amazing

This thick vib dildo made me cum so hard. Omg I can't wait to make a video of my riding this thick dildo

Girthy

Not for beginners,this is one of the best yet.

Great

Very good to use recommend easing it in slowly at first with plenty of lube all the vibrations feel nice but I like it more on number 3

Amazing

This thick vib dildo made me cum so hard. Omg I can't wait to make a video of my riding this thick dildo

Girthy

Not for beginners,this is one of the best yet.

Great

Very good to use recommend easing it in slowly at first with plenty of lube all the vibrations feel nice but I like it more on number 3

Amazing

This thick vib dildo made me cum so hard. Omg I can't wait to make a video of my riding this thick dildo

Girthy

Not for beginners,this is one of the best yet.

Wife loves it makes her

Wife loves it makes her orgasm in minutes great toy.

Amazing

This thick vib dildo made me cum so hard. Omg I can't wait to make a video of my riding this thick dildo

Girthy

Not for beginners,this is one of the best yet.

Great

Very good to use recommend easing it in slowly at first with plenty of lube all the vibrations feel nice but I like it more on number 3

Wife loves it makes her

Wife loves it makes her orgasm in minutes great toy.

Wife loved it

Just received our new toy. Wife was a little daunted at first but once warmed up couldn’t get enough so much so she came 7/8 times

Wife loves it makes her

Wife loves it makes her orgasm in minutes great toy.

Wife loved it

Just received our new toy. Wife was a little daunted at first but once warmed up couldn’t get enough so much so she came 7/8 times

Great product

Is a great product for fun alone when the partner is not enough present

WOW!

I was really excited when I ordered this then when I opened the box I was terrified at the sight of it, however they say overcome your fears and omg did I overcum!!!! This to be fair is in my opinion better as a couples toy though as you can give the remote to your partner and let him wind you up or down as he pleases to increase the sensation.

Wife loved it

Just received our new toy. Wife was a little daunted at first but once warmed up couldn’t get enough so much so she came 7/8 times

Best purchase we've made

On opening this dildo last night my partner was a little hesitant with the size of it but boy that didn't last. This toy bought a side out of her I've never seen. We used the suction cup to the floor and she began to ride it cow girl. Only 20 seconds in she was taking then hole thing didn't take long for her to cover the toy in cum. Coupled with her new outfit from lovehoney. Will definitely be a night to remember.

Great product

Is a great product for fun alone when the partner is not enough present

WOW!

I was really excited when I ordered this then when I opened the box I was terrified at the sight of it, however they say overcome your fears and omg did I overcum!!!! This to be fair is in my opinion better as a couples toy though as you can give the remote to your partner and let him wind you up or down as he pleases to increase the sensation.

Great

I love this dildo. The vibrator settings on this thing is strong and pretty quiet. I like the length and girth on it, smooth entry. It has a nice big suction cup to keep it in place where ever you use it.

Best purchase we've made

On opening this dildo last night my partner was a little hesitant with the size of it but boy that didn't last. This toy bought a side out of her I've never seen. We used the suction cup to the floor and she began to ride it cow girl. Only 20 seconds in she was taking then hole thing didn't take long for her to cover the toy in cum. Coupled with her new outfit from lovehoney. Will definitely be a night to remember.

Great product

Is a great product for fun alone when the partner is not enough present

WOW!

I was really excited when I ordered this then when I opened the box I was terrified at the sight of it, however they say overcome your fears and omg did I overcum!!!! This to be fair is in my opinion better as a couples toy though as you can give the remote to your partner and let him wind you up or down as he pleases to increase the sensation.

Wife loved it

Just received our new toy. Wife was a little daunted at first but once warmed up couldn’t get enough so much so she came 7/8 times