Fever Red and Blue Harlequin Metallic Hot Pants

Fantasy come true

I'm super excited to be the first person to review these hot pants. At first I was unsure if I should take the risk but I'm very glad that I did. The item was surprisingly well packaged, arriving encased in a cardboard sleeve and plastic wrapped with the item displayed inside on a perfectly sized hanger (nice touch that we will be keeping btw) and wrapped neatly in tissue paper. It comes with washing instructions and warned me that it's not a toy. Not to say that we won't be having lots of fun with them. To give you some background on why I decided to take a gamble on this yet to be reviewed item, on my first date with my OH I couldn't help but admire her perfect little bum. In fact I almost got caught looking red handed as I nearly walked into a post while I was distracted. Undeterred, later, while playing a penny arcade my cheeky (then) date bent over and teased me some more by asking if I'd like to see her dress up and become the Harlequin to my Joker (my affectionate name at the time) and all these years later I still fantasise about seeing her dress up for me. Now, thanks to Lovehoney, I can make this fantasy become reality. On to the item, the material is very shiny and very soft to the touch from the outside. The inside however is a little bit scratchy and there were a few loose threads but that doesn't take away from how amazing these hot pants look and feel overall. The sizing seems accurate and certainly is pleasing on the eye and the figure. The OH is delighted with these and I cannot see her behaving and waiting until Halloween to rock these for a badass, sexy look. I don't know about you Puddin', but I think it's time to go a lil' crazy. Thanks again Lovehoney for such a fantastic product. To everyone else still thinking it over, Why so serious? Don't let these show you a magic trick, get them before they disappear.

Fantasy come true

I'm super excited to be the first person to review these hot pants. At first I was unsure if I should take the risk but I'm very glad that I did. The item was surprisingly well packaged, arriving encased in a cardboard sleeve and plastic wrapped with the item displayed inside on a perfectly sized hanger (nice touch that we will be keeping btw) and wrapped neatly in tissue paper. It comes with washing instructions and warned me that it's not a toy. Not to say that we wont be having LOTS of fun with them. To give you some background on why I decided to take a gamble on this yet to be reviewed item, on my first date with my OH I couldn't help but admire her perfect little bum. In fact I almost got caught looking red handed as I nearly walked into a post while I was distracted. Undetered, later, while playing a penny arcade my cheeky (then) date bent over and teased me some more by asking if I'd like to see her dress up and become the Harlequin to my Joker (my affectionate name at the time) and all these years later I still fantasise about seeing her dress up for me. Now, thanks to Lovehoney, I can make this fantasy become reality. On to the item, the material is very shiny and very soft to the touch from the outside. The inside however is a little bit scratchy and there were a few loose threads but that doesn't take away from how amazing these hot pants look and feel overall. The sizing seems accurate and certainly is pleasing on the eye and the figure. The OH is delighted with these and I cannot see her behaving and waiting until Halloween to rock these for a badass, sexy look. I don't know about you Puddin', but I think it's time to go a lil' crazy ;) Thanks again Lovehoney for such a fanstic product. To everyone else still thinking it over, Why so serious? Don't let these show you a magic trick, get them before they disappear.

Fantasy come true

I'm super excited to be the first person to review these hot pants. At first I was unsure if I should take the risk but I'm very glad that I did. The item was surprisingly well packaged, arriving encased in a cardboard sleeve and plastic wrapped with the item displayed inside on a perfectly sized hanger (nice touch that we will be keeping btw) and wrapped neatly in tissue paper. It comes with washing instructions and warned me that it's not a toy. Not to say that we wont be having LOTS of fun with them. To give you some background on why I decided to take a gamble on this yet to be reviewed item, on my first date with my OH I couldn't help but admire her perfect little bum. In fact I almost got caught looking red handed as I nearly walked into a post while I was distracted. Undetered, later, while playing a penny arcade my cheeky (then) date bent over and teased me some more by asking if I'd like to see her dress up and become the Harlequin to my Joker (my affectionate name at the time) and all these years later I still fantasise about seeing her dress up for me. Now, thanks to Lovehoney, I can make this fantasy become reality. On to the item, the material is very shiny and very soft to the touch from the outside. The inside however is a little bit scratchy and there were a few loose threads but that doesn't take away from how amazing these hot pants look and feel overall. The sizing seems accurate and certainly is pleasing on the eye and the figure. The OH is delighted with these and I cannot see her behaving and waiting until Halloween to rock these for a badass, sexy look. I don't know about you Puddin', but I think it's time to go a lil' crazy ;) Thanks again Lovehoney for such a fanstic product. To everyone else still thinking it over, Why so serious? Don't let these show you a magic trick, get them before they disappear.

Fantasy come true

I'm super excited to be the first person to review these hot pants. At first I was unsure if I should take the risk but I'm very glad that I did. The item was surprisingly well packaged, arriving encased in a cardboard sleeve and plastic wrapped with the item displayed inside on a perfectly sized hanger (nice touch that we will be keeping btw) and wrapped neatly in tissue paper. It comes with washing instructions and warned me that it's not a toy. Not to say that we wont be having LOTS of fun with them. To give you some background on why I decided to take a gamble on this yet to be reviewed item, on my first date with my OH I couldn't help but admire her perfect little bum. In fact I almost got caught looking red handed as I nearly walked into a post while I was distracted. Undetered, later, while playing a penny arcade my cheeky (then) date bent over and teased me some more by asking if I'd like to see her dress up and become the Harlequin to my Joker (my affectionate name at the time) and all these years later I still fantasise about seeing her dress up for me. Now, thanks to Lovehoney, I can make this fantasy become reality. On to the item, the material is very shiny and very soft to the touch from the outside. The inside however is a little bit scratchy and there were a few loose threads but that doesn't take away from how amazing these hot pants look and feel overall. The sizing seems accurate and certainly is pleasing on the eye and the figure. The OH is delighted with these and I cannot see her behaving and waiting until Halloween to rock these for a badass, sexy look. I don't know about you Puddin', but I think it's time to go a lil' crazy ;) Thanks again Lovehoney for such a fanstic product. To everyone else still thinking it over, Why so serious? Don't let these show you a magic trick, get them before they disappear.