Gender X STAND TO PEE - Dark - Brown Realistic Stand-To-Pee Funnel

Gender X STAND TO PEE - Dark - Brown Realistic Stand-To-Pee Funnel is all about freedom, comfort and a more relaxed loo routine. Designed as a realistic stand-to-pee funnel, it gives you the option to pee standing up with far less stress and a lot more control. Whether you’re at home or out and about, it’s a compact little game-changer that sits quietly in your kit until you need it.

The design is intentionally realistic, with life-like crafted textures and a dark brown tone that helps it feel familiar and discreet. That natural look isn’t just about aesthetics – it makes the funnel feel more intuitive to place and use. It looks like a purpose-built piece of gear, not a clunky medical gadget, so it’s easy to keep in a drawer or toiletry bag without it feeling out of place.

Inside, the thoughtful engineering really comes to life. The effective funnel shape is designed to guide the flow forward, making it easier to aim into a toilet, urinal or drain point without the panic of guessing where everything is going. A gentle curve along the back is made to sit snugly against your body, helping to create a comfortable, leak-resistant seal so you can focus on your stance instead of worrying about drips and splashes.

Comfort also comes from the material. Gender X STAND TO PEE - Dark - Brown Realistic Stand-To-Pee Funnel is made from squishy, flexible TPE, so it feels soft in your hand and adapts to your grip. That flexibility lets it follow your body rather than forcing you into one rigid position, which is especially helpful while you’re practising and finding the angle that works best for you.

Body safety is built into the specs. The funnel is phthalate and latex free, so you can use it close to sensitive skin with extra peace of mind. It’s also fully waterproof, which is exactly what you want in a bathroom buddy – you can practise in the shower, rinse it under running water and know the material is designed to handle it.

Sized at approximately 12.7 cm high, 15.9 cm deep and 6.6 cm wide, it offers solid coverage and capacity while still fitting neatly in your hand. It’s easy to manoeuvre in tight cubicles or small bathrooms, and just as simple to tuck into a bag, glovebox or travel pouch for later. Compact, practical and ready when you are.

Caring for your funnel is refreshingly simple. After each use, rinse it thoroughly, then wash with warm soapy water to keep everything hygienic and fresh. Let it air dry completely, then store it in a cool, dry, discreet spot – a little pouch or drawer space works perfectly. With such an easy routine, keeping it ready to go becomes second nature.

For best results, give yourself some practice time before taking it on tour. Try it in the shower or over the toilet at home, experiment with your stance and angle, and you’ll quickly find your sweet spot. Once you’ve nailed your technique, you can stride into the next dodgy public loo with a lot less dread – ready to swap the hover for a full-power stand?