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What Not To Say During Sex Cards

'Hashtag climaxing'! This hilarious set of cards is a cheeky gift for anyone with experience of cringeworthy comments, or someone who has no filter. There...

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    'Hashtag climaxing'! This hilarious set of cards is a cheeky gift for anyone with experience of cringeworthy comments, or someone who has no filter. There are 100 cards in the pack, each with a phrase you definitely shouldn't say between the sheets.

    Key Features:
    • 100 cards with phrases that should never be uttered in the heat of the moment
    • Perfect for adding fun to your evening, whether you're with a partner or pals
    • A cheeky gift for a friend who always puts their foot in it
Features
  • 100 cards with phrases that should never be uttered in the heat of the moment
  • Perfect for adding fun to your evening, whether you're with a partner or pals
  • A cheeky gift for a friend who always puts their foot in it
Specifications
Hawttt Product ID:
22433
Category:
Sex Games
Product Reviews
Pretty pointless
Rated 3 / 10

I was curious about this item as I haven't really had anything like this before and like a good laugh. The box itself was well designed with a lovely colour to keep the cards safe and secure. The box contains 100 cards of the same design, each with a sentence or two of text. I do have to say that I didnt see much point to this item. Most card items have a reason for the player to go through the cards et cetera, but these are more like reference cards. I would say these sayings would have been better as a book and not a pack of cards. Some of the cards were humorous in a cringy sense.


What not to Buy
Rated 5 / 10

Speedy delivery, standard plain box. When this was on the way I had high hopes for a good laugh and some light-hearted fun that might lead to some something better. I expected this to be a sort of game. I didn't know the mechanics but was willing to learn. It literally is what it says on the tin! Its cards with one sentence on, albeit some are worthy of a nose laugh (you know the quick snort at something mildly funny) rather than a 'lol'. After reading the first, maybe 20 cards, I did turn it into my own little game. I gave a word on the card and some vague hints while MrsTrine had a guess at what might be on the card. That was fun and gave us a laugh. Without your own little spin these are rather boring and once read have little to no longevity. I've given some credit to them because I turned them into something fun, but if you struggle with creativity these will be boring for you.


What not to Buy
Rated 3 / 5

Speedy delivery, standard plain box.When this was on the way I had high hopes for a good laugh and some light hearted fun that might lead to some something better.I expected this to be a sort of game, I didnt know the mechanics but was willing to learn.. it literally is what it says on the tin! Its cards with one sentence on, albeit some are worthy of a nose laugh (you know the quick snort at something mildly funny) rather than a 'lol'.After reading the first maybe 20 cards I did turn it into my own little game, I gave a word on the card and some vague hints while and MrsTrine had a guess at what might be on the card, that was fun and gave us a laugh.Without your own little spin these are rather boring and once read have little to no longevity.I've given some credit to them because I turned them into something fun but if you struggle with creativity these will be boring for you.


Pretty pointless
Rated 2 / 5

I was curious about this item as i havent really had anything like this before and like a good laugh.The box itself was well designed with a lovely colour to keep the cards safe and secure.The box contains 100 cards of the same design each with a sentence or 2 of text.I do have to say that i didnt see much point to this item. Most card items have a reason for the player to go through the cards etc but these are more like reference cards.I would say these sayings would have been better as a book and not a pack of cards. Some of the cards were humourous in a cringey sense.


What not to Buy
Rated 3 / 5

Speedy delivery, standard plain box.When this was on the way I had high hopes for a good laugh and some light hearted fun that might lead to some something better.I expected this to be a sort of game, I didnt know the mechanics but was willing to learn.. it literally is what it says on the tin! Its cards with one sentence on, albeit some are worthy of a nose laugh (you know the quick snort at something mildly funny) rather than a 'lol'.After reading the first maybe 20 cards I did turn it into my own little game, I gave a word on the card and some vague hints while and MrsTrine had a guess at what might be on the card, that was fun and gave us a laugh.Without your own little spin these are rather boring and once read have little to no longevity.I've given some credit to them because I turned them into something fun but if you struggle with creativity these will be boring for you.


Pretty pointless
Rated 2 / 5

I was curious about this item as i havent really had anything like this before and like a good laugh.The box itself was well designed with a lovely colour to keep the cards safe and secure.The box contains 100 cards of the same design each with a sentence or 2 of text.I do have to say that i didnt see much point to this item. Most card items have a reason for the player to go through the cards etc but these are more like reference cards.I would say these sayings would have been better as a book and not a pack of cards. Some of the cards were humourous in a cringey sense.


"Who can kill the mood fastest?"- A Fun Game
Rated 4 / 5

These are just cards with statements you shouldn't say on them... That's it. Without a little bit of creativity they're useless...


"Who can kill the mood fastest?"- A Fun Game
Rated 4 / 5

These are just cards with statements you shouldn't say on them... That's it. Without a little bit of creativity they're useless...