Lifelike Lover Realistic Dildo and Ass 8 Inch 7kg

A lot to love

I have never had a toy this size before and was surprised how heavy it was when it arrived.The body/base of the toy is where most of the weight is which gives it a very stable base during use, this is not a toy you can move around during use so takes a little planning to use.Due to the size, storage can be difficult, it takes up a good bit of space.The material was very soft and smooth, nicely flexible with a lovely texture. Very comfortable.The dildo is a nice size, looks realistic, long enough for most people without being too much and quite flexible. The body of the toy gives it a more stable base and definitely helps.The anal opening of the toy was very enjoyable, quite tight but stretches nicely and fits snuggly, definitely recommend lots of lube.Due to its size the toy takes abit more effort to clean. Bath, shower or deep sink helps.

My new favourite seat

Deliver was swift and discreet as always. There was a plain cardboard delivery box with the toy (which I will now call Blake) in another, sturdier, box inside. The box has handles and will actually be useful to keep as storage for the Blake when I don't need his services. While i like the simplistic and not-tacky design on the box it is in no way discreet and clearly shows whats inside.When I first removed Blake from the box his package had a distinct, belly slapping, upward curve. I thought that a slightly awkward design, but great for prostate stimulation. I then realised that his dick was fully articulated and decided that this would be far less awkward and even better for prostate stimulation; an absolute win. Blake is almost a solid, squishy lump of TPE. Which if you're not familiar is a really fun material to play with. You will be forced to spank him every time you see him. His cock has a solid, metal (I'm guessing) core with a kind of plate at the base. This makes the cock feel solidly rooted so I never felt in fear of ripping it free. When blake and I finally got down to business I let him be the top to start with. Having a dildo with a base as sturdy, solid and cushioning as blake was a new treat for me. I could curve his penis to my exact preference and just go to town on him and my prostate. I did find that the skin like material required several applications of lube to stay slick. I moved on to topping blake after and tried a couple positions to see what worked best. Blake has a literal flat ass so you have to prop him up a bit to get the right angle for penetration. Once you find the right positions its a very enjoyable time, I couldn't help but try to suck him off several times during. Clean up was as easy as possible for a 7kg lump of dildo and ass. The anal canal has a second opening at in the small of the back so if you can angle it correctly in a the sink, or shower you can run it through with warm water easy enough. There aren't any real nooks or crannies to worry about on the rest of the toy. It does take some time to fully dry so bare than in mind.

Felt a bit cheeky

As a dildo connoisseur, this dildo made me feel everything in all the right places ;). The arse hole on this model is particularly tight and reminds me of all the girls I have simped after tee hee hee.

Fantastic

Fantastic

Smells gross and gave me a headache

The material seems pretty toxic and dodgy. I definitely wouldn't use this inside me, I'm a sex educator and was using it for a cock massage demonstration. It was fine for that. I'm really concerned about the materials used by Lovehoney. I had a headache after having this thing on my desk for 5 minutes. Honestly, I don't believe in all these plastic sex toys, I think it feels a sexual consumerism that ultimately can distract us from actually connecting with our bodies... and honestly, who needs all this plastic shit anyway? This thing works as a massage model, so it's fit for my purpose, but NO WAY I would recommend putting it inside you, or penetrating it.

Fantastic

Fantastic

Felt a bit cheeky

As a dildo connoisseur, this dildo made me feel everything in all the right places ;). The arse hole on this model is particularly tight and reminds me of all the girls I have simped after tee hee hee.

A lot to love

I have never had a toy this size before and was surprised how heavy it was when it arrived.The body/base of the toy is where most of the weight is which gives it a very stable base during use, this is not a toy you can move around during use so takes a little planning to use.Due to the size, storage can be difficult, it takes up a good bit of space.The material was very soft and smooth, nicely flexible with a lovely texture. Very comfortable.The dildo is a nice size, looks realistic, long enough for most people without being too much and quite flexible. The body of the toy gives it a more stable base and definitely helps.The anal opening of the toy was very enjoyable, quite tight but stretches nicely and fits snuggly, definitely recommend lots of lube.Due to its size the toy takes abit more effort to clean. Bath, shower or deep sink helps.

My new favourite seat

Deliver was swift and discreet as always. There was a plain cardboard delivery box with the toy (which I will now call Blake) in another, sturdier, box inside. The box has handles and will actually be useful to keep as storage for the Blake when I don't need his services. While i like the simplistic and not-tacky design on the box it is in no way discreet and clearly shows whats inside.When I first removed Blake from the box his package had a distinct, belly slapping, upward curve. I thought that a slightly awkward design, but great for prostate stimulation. I then realised that his dick was fully articulated and decided that this would be far less awkward and even better for prostate stimulation; an absolute win. Blake is almost a solid, squishy lump of TPE. Which if you're not familiar is a really fun material to play with. You will be forced to spank him every time you see him. His cock has a solid, metal (I'm guessing) core with a kind of plate at the base. This makes the cock feel solidly rooted so I never felt in fear of ripping it free. When blake and I finally got down to business I let him be the top to start with. Having a dildo with a base as sturdy, solid and cushioning as blake was a new treat for me. I could curve his penis to my exact preference and just go to town on him and my prostate. I did find that the skin like material required several applications of lube to stay slick. I moved on to topping blake after and tried a couple positions to see what worked best. Blake has a literal flat ass so you have to prop him up a bit to get the right angle for penetration. Once you find the right positions its a very enjoyable time, I couldn't help but try to suck him off several times during. Clean up was as easy as possible for a 7kg lump of dildo and ass. The anal canal has a second opening at in the small of the back so if you can angle it correctly in a the sink, or shower you can run it through with warm water easy enough. There aren't any real nooks or crannies to worry about on the rest of the toy. It does take some time to fully dry so bare than in mind.

Fantastic

Fantastic

Felt a bit cheeky

As a dildo connoisseur, this dildo made me feel everything in all the right places ;). The arse hole on this model is particularly tight and reminds me of all the girls I have simped after tee hee hee.

A lot to love

I have never had a toy this size before and was surprised how heavy it was when it arrived.The body/base of the toy is where most of the weight is which gives it a very stable base during use, this is not a toy you can move around during use so takes a little planning to use.Due to the size, storage can be difficult, it takes up a good bit of space.The material was very soft and smooth, nicely flexible with a lovely texture. Very comfortable.The dildo is a nice size, looks realistic, long enough for most people without being too much and quite flexible. The body of the toy gives it a more stable base and definitely helps.The anal opening of the toy was very enjoyable, quite tight but stretches nicely and fits snuggly, definitely recommend lots of lube.Due to its size the toy takes abit more effort to clean. Bath, shower or deep sink helps.

My new favourite seat

Deliver was swift and discreet as always. There was a plain cardboard delivery box with the toy (which I will now call Blake) in another, sturdier, box inside. The box has handles and will actually be useful to keep as storage for the Blake when I don't need his services. While i like the simplistic and not-tacky design on the box it is in no way discreet and clearly shows whats inside.When I first removed Blake from the box his package had a distinct, belly slapping, upward curve. I thought that a slightly awkward design, but great for prostate stimulation. I then realised that his dick was fully articulated and decided that this would be far less awkward and even better for prostate stimulation; an absolute win. Blake is almost a solid, squishy lump of TPE. Which if you're not familiar is a really fun material to play with. You will be forced to spank him every time you see him. His cock has a solid, metal (I'm guessing) core with a kind of plate at the base. This makes the cock feel solidly rooted so I never felt in fear of ripping it free. When blake and I finally got down to business I let him be the top to start with. Having a dildo with a base as sturdy, solid and cushioning as blake was a new treat for me. I could curve his penis to my exact preference and just go to town on him and my prostate. I did find that the skin like material required several applications of lube to stay slick. I moved on to topping blake after and tried a couple positions to see what worked best. Blake has a literal flat ass so you have to prop him up a bit to get the right angle for penetration. Once you find the right positions its a very enjoyable time, I couldn't help but try to suck him off several times during. Clean up was as easy as possible for a 7kg lump of dildo and ass. The anal canal has a second opening at in the small of the back so if you can angle it correctly in a the sink, or shower you can run it through with warm water easy enough. There aren't any real nooks or crannies to worry about on the rest of the toy. It does take some time to fully dry so bare than in mind.

Fantastic

Fantastic

Felt a bit cheeky

As a dildo connoisseur, this dildo made me feel everything in all the right places ;). The arse hole on this model is particularly tight and reminds me of all the girls I have simped after tee hee hee.

A lot to love

I have never had a toy this size before and was surprised how heavy it was when it arrived.The body/base of the toy is where most of the weight is which gives it a very stable base during use, this is not a toy you can move around during use so takes a little planning to use.Due to the size, storage can be difficult, it takes up a good bit of space.The material was very soft and smooth, nicely flexible with a lovely texture. Very comfortable.The dildo is a nice size, looks realistic, long enough for most people without being too much and quite flexible. The body of the toy gives it a more stable base and definitely helps.The anal opening of the toy was very enjoyable, quite tight but stretches nicely and fits snuggly, definitely recommend lots of lube.Due to its size the toy takes abit more effort to clean. Bath, shower or deep sink helps.

My new favourite seat

Deliver was swift and discreet as always. There was a plain cardboard delivery box with the toy (which I will now call Blake) in another, sturdier, box inside. The box has handles and will actually be useful to keep as storage for the Blake when I don't need his services. While i like the simplistic and not-tacky design on the box it is in no way discreet and clearly shows whats inside.When I first removed Blake from the box his package had a distinct, belly slapping, upward curve. I thought that a slightly awkward design, but great for prostate stimulation. I then realised that his dick was fully articulated and decided that this would be far less awkward and even better for prostate stimulation; an absolute win. Blake is almost a solid, squishy lump of TPE. Which if you're not familiar is a really fun material to play with. You will be forced to spank him every time you see him. His cock has a solid, metal (I'm guessing) core with a kind of plate at the base. This makes the cock feel solidly rooted so I never felt in fear of ripping it free. When blake and I finally got down to business I let him be the top to start with. Having a dildo with a base as sturdy, solid and cushioning as blake was a new treat for me. I could curve his penis to my exact preference and just go to town on him and my prostate. I did find that the skin like material required several applications of lube to stay slick. I moved on to topping blake after and tried a couple positions to see what worked best. Blake has a literal flat ass so you have to prop him up a bit to get the right angle for penetration. Once you find the right positions its a very enjoyable time, I couldn't help but try to suck him off several times during. Clean up was as easy as possible for a 7kg lump of dildo and ass. The anal canal has a second opening at in the small of the back so if you can angle it correctly in a the sink, or shower you can run it through with warm water easy enough. There aren't any real nooks or crannies to worry about on the rest of the toy. It does take some time to fully dry so bare than in mind.