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Lifelike Lover Classic Girthy Realistic Dildo 7 Inch

by: Lifelike Lover

Add this Lifelike Lover to your collection and join the pleasure parade. Boasting top perks like a defined, realistic head, veins and textured balls, this...

Rated 92 out of 100
(185 ratings)

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Lifelike Lover Classic Girthy Realistic Dildo 7 Inch is available from a platinum partner!


Description

Add this Lifelike Lover to your collection and join the pleasure parade. Boasting top perks like a defined, realistic head, veins and textured balls, this dildo delivers 7 insertable inches of pure ecstasy, and a whopping 6 inches of girth. Wowzas.


A sturdy suction-cup base lets you climb aboard for hands-free fun, and you can even slip this schlong in a harness for erotic exploration with a partner.


Just be sure to prep with plenty of water-based lubricant before you get into the good times.


Lifelike Lover Classic is a timeless collection of dildos that offers simple style, lasting quality, and all-encompassing satisfaction.


Pleasure doesn't have to be complicated. Part of the Lifelike Lover collection.


To use this dildo with a harness, you'll need an O-ring with a 1.5 inch diameter.


Features
  • Gloriously girthy 7 inch dildo for thrilling, filling sensations
  • 6 inch circumference delivers pleasurable stretch
  • Veiny shaft, pronounced head and textured balls for super-realistic sensations
  • Suction-cup base is perfect for hands-free play
  • Try popping it in a harness for strap-on adventures and pegging fun
  • Gloriously girthy 7-inch dildo for thrilling, filling sensations 6-inch circumference delivers pleasurable stretch
Specifications
Allergens:
Latex-Free , Phthalate-Free
Features:
Harness Compatible , Has Balls , Suction Cup , Girthy
Waterproof:
Submersible
circumference:
6 inches
Insertable Length:
7 inches
Length:
9 inches
Flexibility:
Flexible
Material:
Soft Plastic
Allergens:
Phthalate-Free
Features:
Girthy , Harness Compatible , Has Balls , Suction Cup
Length:
8 inches
Features:
Girthy, Harness Compatible, Has Balls, Suction Cup
Hawttt Product ID:
71493
Category:
Sex Toys
Extended Information

Add this Lifelike Lover to your collection and join the pleasure parade. Boasting top perks like a defined, realistic head, veins and textured balls, this dildo delivers 7 insertable inches of pure ecstasy, and a whopping 6 inches of girth. Wowzas.A sturdy suction-cup base lets you climb aboard for hands-free fun, and you can even slip this schlong in a harness for erotic exploration with a partner.Just be sure to prep with plenty of water-based lubricant before you get into the good times.Lifelike Lover Classic is a timeless collection of dildos that offers simple style, lasting quality, and all-encompassing satisfaction.Pleasure doesn't have to be complicated. Part of the Lifelike Lover collection.To use this dildo with a harness, you'll need an O-ring with a 1.5 inch diameter.


Product Reviews
Girthy dildo that's left me gagging for more
Rated 10 / 10

The packaging was discreet as always and was easy to open. My first thought was wow this dildo is a little is big! It was more the girth than length that I initially found intimidating, although I couldn't wait to to try it out. I warmed up with my Triple Tickler Lovehoney vibrator and then decided I couldn't wait any longer I had to the give this beast a go. I eased myself onto it with plenty of water-based lube and I was surprised at how good it felt. The size was not a problem at all and it hit all the right places. The weight of the balls meant it stayed in position with the suction cup sealed to the floor. The material used felt of high quality, and I would say that this dildo is not as rigid as some of the others that I own. It is firm but flexible, which is great because it allows to get into all sorts of positions. This also made it great for squatting. After using for just a few minutes it had me cumming and squirting all over the place. It's one of the best suction cup dildos I've used as it stays in place and leaves you gagging for more. This is also great as a handheld toy. Another positive is the feeling of the balls hitting you as it moves deep inside you when using it in this way. I really can't fault it at all and would recommend this toy to those who have a little experience with dildos . This may not be the one for beginners unless you like them big. This is now going to be one of my regular go to toys, and all I can say is that it will give you one of the best orgasms you can ever have.


Death By Dick
Rated 10 / 10

I’ll be straight up and honest with you, I own a lot of dicks. I mean A LOT of dicks. For a young married girl I really should be ashamed of myself. I already own several of Lovehoney’s Lifelike Lover range of dildos, but whenever I see the word ‘Girthy’ appear on the Lovehoney website, I can be assured the postman will be knocking on my door the following day. As with all of Lovehoney’s own-brand toys, the packaging is simple, sexy and far from smutty. Inside the box, the dildo is sealed inside a plastic bag. The entire toy is made from soft PVC so it does have a mild plastic scent, but if you’re anything like me and obsessed with putting dildos in your mouth, I can assure you it has no taste. Not only is it stunning to look at eye to eye, it has everything I could want from a dick. When I dream of a penis - and that’s quite often - it would look and feel just like this. It’s firm but flexible with a roadmap of thick veins down the entire shaft. It’s heavy, fat and swollen with the foreskin pulled tightly and permanently back behind a well pronounced coronal ridge collar of the head. It really is a thick dick to die for, and this ones ready to go whenever and wherever I want it. A staggeringly pretty penis isn’t all you get with this beauty. Oh no. There are firm and weighty detailed testicles too. If you’re anything like myself and love the wet slap of balls against you (either against your clit, your bum or a butt plug depending on which way you choose to ride), you won’t be disappointed. Quite literally going down balls-deep and rubbing your clitoris against these firm full balls during masturbation makes this a gift that just keeps on giving. Another reason I love this particular dildo is that those balls also double as a great handle for a steady grip even with heavily lubed hands. They also create a really safe stopping point making this dildo perfectly safe for anal play too - but only if you’re experienced and particularly brave like myself, oh and also have a bucket of lube. By my own measurements this fat fella offers just over 7 inches of challenging usable length and my god it’s thick with it. It may say 6”s of girth but when I measured I found it closer to 6.25” making this one of the thickest dildo I own. The suction cup is one of the most important aspects of a dildo for me. I was concerned the weight of this willy would compromise it’s grip to my shower wall, how wrong I was. I’m a pretty rough girl but even after I’d finished abusing this beast I struggle to remove it from my tiles. It’s also fantastic to ride when positioned on the side of the bath, on the closed lid of the toilet, or my all-time favourite, sat on my tiled bathroom floor. Yes I know, I’ve been a busy girl. I do need to mention the actual orgasms with this toy. I mean, this is all we really care about right? To feel your already stretched to the limit vaginal muscles involuntary try to clamp and contract around the thick shaft of dildos like this is just something else, there is no other sensation like it. I can only describe it as an extremely pleasurable orgasm laced with mild pulsating aches from taught muscle spasms - honestly it’s better than it sounds, in fact there is nothing better. Even after cumming around this huge cock, it’s blissful sliding it out of myself, shuddering with the lingering sensations of my powerful climax’s as I do so and then to both feel and see the stretched state I’ve become. I’m also a massive anal lover and so I’ve tried it for this purpose several times now, but for me this dildo is just a little too big for the ways in which I really enjoy my toys. Don’t misunderstand me, it’s a fantastic size for anal play alone and with some gentle warming up - and a lot of lubricant, I can comfortably take the entire length. That alone feels amazing, but I’m an obsessive of double penetration and want all of everything inside me at once, and this is just too filling to allow me to accompany it with another dildo in my pussy. Luckily for me, I have other dildos or my husband I can use for the anal half of my DP sessions and keep this one for the front filling part of the fun. My dildos can become a real creamed mess during my masturbation sessions, what with the combination of my uncontrollable squirting, arousal juices and the amount of lube I tend to use. Thankfully, this dildo is extremely easy to clean up after use. Wash with warm soapy water then whip out your Lovehoney cleaning spray and leave to air dry. In summary, this luscious lifelike is wonderful for those who like me want a little - or a lot - extra girth in their pussy play or filling anal enjoyment. It’s O-ring strap on harness compatible if you or your partner are feeling particularly adventurous - and courageous. It’s a little too much to handle for the anal side of DP for me, but for the pussy-part it’s perfection.


A monster of a time
Rated 9 / 10

We were luck enough to be selected by Lovehoney to test this product in return for an honest review. It couldn't have come at a better time - as due to some careless storage our other larger dildo had suffered from "melting" and so had to be thrown away. So onto the review. It, as always, arrived promptly, well packed and in a plain brown box. Upon opening, the packaging of the item was pleasing. I really like the approach LH now has. It was a bare minimum of plastic (only the dido itself was in a recyclable plastic bag - otherwise all card! I really like the minimalist approach LH now has - it's attractive, to the point and planet friendly. Okay - so that aside, onto the test itself. We aren't first-timers to the girthier dildo, and this was very similar to our previous one in length and girth.. although it was 0.25 inch more girthy! So I was excited as I love seeing my OH being stretched... and she likes the feeling and my reaction too. This product didn't disappoint. It's got enough firmness to be easy to use, but is also soft enough to feel realistic. After some foreplay to warm her up we eventually got around to using the dildo - and found the suction cup to be more than up to the task... and I liked the feature of the little tab to ease removal. The OH said that the feeling it gave was awesome with all relevant points being caressed - ending with a leg-trembling orgasm. I've found that while the larger dildos are a bit more challenging from the rider - the orgasms created seem a lot more intense. The only negative, really, was the it was maybe the limit of girth my OH could enjoy - she said it can happily come out when the mood is right - but it's probably not going to be our day-to-day dildo. But this is a personal preference of course. Well done, LH - a great product.


Girthy dildo that's left me gagging for more
Rated 5 / 5

The packaging was discreet as always and was easy to open, my first thought was wow this dildo is a little is big! It was more the girth than length that i initially found intimidating, although I couldn't wait to to try it out. I warmed up with my tripple tickler Lovehoney vibrator and then decided I couldn't wait any longer I had to the give this beast a go. I eased myself onto it with plenty of water based lube and I was surprised at how good it felt, the size was not a problem at all and it hit all the right places. The weight of the balls meant it stayed in position with the suction cup sealed to the floor. The material used felt of high quality and i would say that this dildo is not as rigid as some of the others that I own, it is firm but flexible which is great because it allows to get into all sorts of positions, this also made it great for squatting. After using for just a few minutes it had me cumming and squirting all over the place, its one of the best suction cup dildos ive used as it stays in place and leaves you gagging for more. This is also great as a handheld toy, another positive is the feeling of the balls hitting you as it moves deep inside you when using it in this way. I really can't fault it at all and would recommend this toy to those who have a little experience with dildos , this may not be the one for beginners unless you like them big ,this is now going to be one of my regular go to toys and all I can say is that it will give you one of the best orgasms you can ever have.


A monster of a time
Rated 5 / 5

We were luck enough to be selected by Lovehoney to test this product in return for an honest review. It couldn't have come at a better time - as due to some careless storage our other larger dildo had suffered from "melting" and so had to be thrown away.So onto the review - it as always arrived promptly, well packed and in a plain brown box. Upon opening the packaging of the item was pleasing. I really like the approach LH now has, it was a bare minimum of plastic (only the dido itself was in a recyclable plastic bag - otherwise all card!. I really like the minimalist approach LH now has - its attractive, to the point and planet friendly.Ok - so that aside, onto the test itself. We aren't first-timers to the girthier dildo, and this was very similar to our previous one in length and girth..although it was 0.25 inch more girthy! So I was excited,as I love seeing my OH being stretched...and she likes the feeling, and my reaction too. This product didn't disappoint. Its got enough firmness to be easy to use, but is also soft enough to feel realistic. After some foreplay to warm her up we eventually got around to using the dildo - and found the suction cup to be more than up to the task...and i liked the feature of the little tab to ease removal.The OH said that the feeling it gave was awesome, with all relevant points being caressed - ending with a leg trembling orgasm. I've found that while the larger dildos are a bit more challenging from the rider - the orgasms created seem a lot more intense.The only negative really, was the it was maybe the limit of girth my OH could enjoy - she said it can happily come out when the mood is right - but it's probably not going to be our day-to-day dildo. But this is a personal preference of course - well done LH - a great product


Death By Dick
Rated 5 / 5

I’ll be straight up and honest with you, I own a lot of dicks. I mean A LOT of dicks. For a young married girl I really should be ashamed of myself. I already own several of Lovehoney’s Lifelike Lover range of dildos, but whenever I see the word ‘Girthy’ appear on the Lovehoney website, I can be assured the postman will be knocking on my door the following day.As with all of Lovehoney’s own-brand toys, the packaging is simple, sexy and far from smutty. Inside the box, the dildo is sealed inside a plastic bag. The entire toy is made from soft PVC so it does have a mild plastic scent, but if you’re anything like me and obsessed with putting dildos in your mouth, I can assure you it has no taste.Not only is it stunning to look at eye to eye, it has everything I could want from a dick. When I dream of a penis - and that’s quite often - it would look and feel just like this. It’s firm but flexible with a roadmap of thick veins down the entire shaft. It’s heavy, fat and swollen with the foreskin pulled tightly and permanently back behind a well pronounced coronal ridge collar of the head. It really is a thick dick to die for, and this ones ready to go whenever and wherever I want it.A staggeringly pretty penis isn’t all you get with this beauty. Oh no. There are firm and weighty detailed testicles too. If you’re anything like myself and love the wet slap of balls against you (either against your clit, your bum or a butt plug depending on which way you choose to ride), you won’t be disappointed. Quite literally going down balls-deep and rubbing your clitoris against these firm full balls during masturbation makes this a gift that just keeps on giving.Another reason I love this particular dildo is that those balls also double as a great handle for a steady grip even with heavily lubed hands. They also create a really safe stopping point making this dildo perfectly safe for anal play too - but only if you’re experienced and particularly brave like myself, oh and also have a bucket of lube.By my own measurements this fat fella offers just over 7 inches of challenging usable length and my god it’s thick with it. It may say 6”s of girth but when I measured I found it closer to 6.25” making this one of the thickest dildo I own.The suction cup is one of the most important aspects of a dildo for me. I was concerned the weight of this willy would compromise it’s grip to my shower wall, how wrong I was. I’m a pretty rough girl but even after I’d finished abusing this beast I struggle to remove it from my tiles. It’s also fantastic to ride when positioned on the side of the bath, on the closed lid of the toilet, or my all-time favourite, sat on my tiled bathroom floor. Yes I know, I’ve been a busy girl.I do need to mention the actual orgasms with this toy. I mean, this is all we really care about right? To feel your already stretched to the limit vaginal muscles involuntary try to clamp and contract around the thick shaft of dildos like this is just something else, there is no other sensation like it. I can only describe it as an extremely pleasurable orgasm laced with mild pulsating aches from taught muscle spasms - honestly it’s better than it sounds, in fact there is nothing better. Even after cumming around this huge cock, it’s blissful sliding it out of myself, shuddering with the lingering sensations of my powerful climax’s as I do so and then to both feel and see the stretched state I’ve become.I’m also a massive anal lover and so I’ve tried it for this purpose several times now, but for me this dildo is just a little too big for the ways in which I really enjoy my toys. Don’t misunderstand me, it’s a fantastic size for anal play alone and with some gentle warming up - and a lot of lubricant, I can comfortably take the entire length. That alone feels amazing, but I’m an obsessive of double penetration and want all of everything inside me at once, and this is just too filling to allow me to accompany it with another dildo in my pussy. Luckily for me, I have other dildos or my husband I can use for the anal half of my DP sessions and keep this one for the front filling part of the fun.My dildos can become a real creamed mess during my masturbation sessions, what with the combination of my uncontrollable squirting, arousal juices and the amount of lube I tend to use. Thankfully, this dildo is extremely easy to clean up after use. Wash with warm soapy water then whip out your Lovehoney cleaning spray and leave to air dry.In summary, this luscious lifelike is wonderful for those who like me want a little - or a lot - extra girth in their pussy play or filling anal enjoyment. It’s O-ring strap on harness compatible if you or your partner are feeling particularly adventurous - and courageous. It’s a little too much to handle for the anal side of DP for me, but for the pussy-part it’s perfection.


It's amazing
Rated 10 / 10

I use it all the time for anal play. It's easy to insert, it's a very nice size and I love the girth of it. The suction cup is very strong and stays in any position that you place it. I use it on a wall in the shower and also on the floor for squatting and it is really good. I also like the feeling of the balls when inserting it all the way in. Material is great and easy to clean after use. It also doesn't pick up any smell of your anus.


Love it
Rated 9 / 10

Love this, definitely good if you are looking for a larger dildo. Very high quality for the price it is a bargain. The suction cup base makes it very versatile, for use in many settings. I would prefer the girth was consistent down the length, but maybe that's just preference.


It's amazing
Rated 5 / 5

I use it all the time for anal play. It's easy to insert, it's a very nice size and i love the girth of it. The suction cup is very strong and stays in any position that you place it. I use it on a wall in the shower and also on the floor for quating and it is really good. I also like the feeling of the balls when inserting it all the way in. Material is great and easy to clean after use, it also doesn't pick up any smell of your anus.


Love it
Rated 5 / 5

Love this, definitely good if you are looking for a larger dildo. Very high quality for the price it is a bargain. The suction Cup base makes it very versatile, for use in many settings. I would prefer the girth was consistent down the length but maybe that's just preference.


It's amazing
Rated 5 / 5

I use it all the time for anal play. It's easy to insert, it's a very nice size and i love the girth of it. The suction cup is very strong and stays in any position that you place it. I use it on a wall in the shower and also on the floor for quating and it is really good. I also like the feeling of the balls when inserting it all the way in. Material is great and easy to clean after use, it also doesn't pick up any smell of your anus.


Girthy dildo that's left me gagging for more
Rated 5 / 5

The packaging was discreet as always and was easy to open, my first thought was wow this dildo is a little is big! It was more the girth than length that i initially found intimidating, although I couldn't wait to to try it out. I warmed up with my tripple tickler Lovehoney vibrator and then decided I couldn't wait any longer I had to the give this beast a go. I eased myself onto it with plenty of water based lube and I was surprised at how good it felt, the size was not a problem at all and it hit all the right places. The weight of the balls meant it stayed in position with the suction cup sealed to the floor. The material used felt of high quality and i would say that this dildo is not as rigid as some of the others that I own, it is firm but flexible which is great because it allows to get into all sorts of positions, this also made it great for squatting. After using for just a few minutes it had me cumming and squirting all over the place, its one of the best suction cup dildos ive used as it stays in place and leaves you gagging for more. This is also great as a handheld toy, another positive is the feeling of the balls hitting you as it moves deep inside you when using it in this way. I really can't fault it at all and would recommend this toy to those who have a little experience with dildos , this may not be the one for beginners unless you like them big ,this is now going to be one of my regular go to toys and all I can say is that it will give you one of the best orgasms you can ever have.


A monster of a time
Rated 5 / 5

We were luck enough to be selected by Lovehoney to test this product in return for an honest review. It couldn't have come at a better time - as due to some careless storage our other larger dildo had suffered from "melting" and so had to be thrown away.So onto the review - it as always arrived promptly, well packed and in a plain brown box. Upon opening the packaging of the item was pleasing. I really like the approach LH now has, it was a bare minimum of plastic (only the dido itself was in a recyclable plastic bag - otherwise all card!. I really like the minimalist approach LH now has - its attractive, to the point and planet friendly.Ok - so that aside, onto the test itself. We aren't first-timers to the girthier dildo, and this was very similar to our previous one in length and girth..although it was 0.25 inch more girthy! So I was excited,as I love seeing my OH being stretched...and she likes the feeling, and my reaction too. This product didn't disappoint. Its got enough firmness to be easy to use, but is also soft enough to feel realistic. After some foreplay to warm her up we eventually got around to using the dildo - and found the suction cup to be more than up to the task...and i liked the feature of the little tab to ease removal.The OH said that the feeling it gave was awesome, with all relevant points being caressed - ending with a leg trembling orgasm. I've found that while the larger dildos are a bit more challenging from the rider - the orgasms created seem a lot more intense.The only negative really, was the it was maybe the limit of girth my OH could enjoy - she said it can happily come out when the mood is right - but it's probably not going to be our day-to-day dildo. But this is a personal preference of course - well done LH - a great product


Death By Dick
Rated 5 / 5

I’ll be straight up and honest with you, I own a lot of dicks. I mean A LOT of dicks. For a young married girl I really should be ashamed of myself. I already own several of Lovehoney’s Lifelike Lover range of dildos, but whenever I see the word ‘Girthy’ appear on the Lovehoney website, I can be assured the postman will be knocking on my door the following day.As with all of Lovehoney’s own-brand toys, the packaging is simple, sexy and far from smutty. Inside the box, the dildo is sealed inside a plastic bag. The entire toy is made from soft PVC so it does have a mild plastic scent, but if you’re anything like me and obsessed with putting dildos in your mouth, I can assure you it has no taste.Not only is it stunning to look at eye to eye, it has everything I could want from a dick. When I dream of a penis - and that’s quite often - it would look and feel just like this. It’s firm but flexible with a roadmap of thick veins down the entire shaft. It’s heavy, fat and swollen with the foreskin pulled tightly and permanently back behind a well pronounced coronal ridge collar of the head. It really is a thick dick to die for, and this ones ready to go whenever and wherever I want it.A staggeringly pretty penis isn’t all you get with this beauty. Oh no. There are firm and weighty detailed testicles too. If you’re anything like myself and love the wet slap of balls against you (either against your clit, your bum or a butt plug depending on which way you choose to ride), you won’t be disappointed. Quite literally going down balls-deep and rubbing your clitoris against these firm full balls during masturbation makes this a gift that just keeps on giving.Another reason I love this particular dildo is that those balls also double as a great handle for a steady grip even with heavily lubed hands. They also create a really safe stopping point making this dildo perfectly safe for anal play too - but only if you’re experienced and particularly brave like myself, oh and also have a bucket of lube.By my own measurements this fat fella offers just over 7 inches of challenging usable length and my god it’s thick with it. It may say 6”s of girth but when I measured I found it closer to 6.25” making this one of the thickest dildo I own.The suction cup is one of the most important aspects of a dildo for me. I was concerned the weight of this willy would compromise it’s grip to my shower wall, how wrong I was. I’m a pretty rough girl but even after I’d finished abusing this beast I struggle to remove it from my tiles. It’s also fantastic to ride when positioned on the side of the bath, on the closed lid of the toilet, or my all-time favourite, sat on my tiled bathroom floor. Yes I know, I’ve been a busy girl.I do need to mention the actual orgasms with this toy. I mean, this is all we really care about right? To feel your already stretched to the limit vaginal muscles involuntary try to clamp and contract around the thick shaft of dildos like this is just something else, there is no other sensation like it. I can only describe it as an extremely pleasurable orgasm laced with mild pulsating aches from taught muscle spasms - honestly it’s better than it sounds, in fact there is nothing better. Even after cumming around this huge cock, it’s blissful sliding it out of myself, shuddering with the lingering sensations of my powerful climax’s as I do so and then to both feel and see the stretched state I’ve become.I’m also a massive anal lover and so I’ve tried it for this purpose several times now, but for me this dildo is just a little too big for the ways in which I really enjoy my toys. Don’t misunderstand me, it’s a fantastic size for anal play alone and with some gentle warming up - and a lot of lubricant, I can comfortably take the entire length. That alone feels amazing, but I’m an obsessive of double penetration and want all of everything inside me at once, and this is just too filling to allow me to accompany it with another dildo in my pussy. Luckily for me, I have other dildos or my husband I can use for the anal half of my DP sessions and keep this one for the front filling part of the fun.My dildos can become a real creamed mess during my masturbation sessions, what with the combination of my uncontrollable squirting, arousal juices and the amount of lube I tend to use. Thankfully, this dildo is extremely easy to clean up after use. Wash with warm soapy water then whip out your Lovehoney cleaning spray and leave to air dry.In summary, this luscious lifelike is wonderful for those who like me want a little - or a lot - extra girth in their pussy play or filling anal enjoyment. It’s O-ring strap on harness compatible if you or your partner are feeling particularly adventurous - and courageous. It’s a little too much to handle for the anal side of DP for me, but for the pussy-part it’s perfection.


Love it
Rated 5 / 5

Love this, definitely good if you are looking for a larger dildo. Very high quality for the price it is a bargain. The suction Cup base makes it very versatile, for use in many settings. I would prefer the girth was consistent down the length but maybe that's just preference.


It's amazing
Rated 5 / 5

I use it all the time for anal play. It's easy to insert, it's a very nice size and i love the girth of it. The suction cup is very strong and stays in any position that you place it. I use it on a wall in the shower and also on the floor for quating and it is really good. I also like the feeling of the balls when inserting it all the way in. Material is great and easy to clean after use, it also doesn't pick up any smell of your anus.


Girthy dildo that's left me gagging for more
Rated 5 / 5

The packaging was discreet as always and was easy to open, my first thought was wow this dildo is a little is big! It was more the girth than length that i initially found intimidating, although I couldn't wait to to try it out. I warmed up with my tripple tickler Lovehoney vibrator and then decided I couldn't wait any longer I had to the give this beast a go. I eased myself onto it with plenty of water based lube and I was surprised at how good it felt, the size was not a problem at all and it hit all the right places. The weight of the balls meant it stayed in position with the suction cup sealed to the floor. The material used felt of high quality and i would say that this dildo is not as rigid as some of the others that I own, it is firm but flexible which is great because it allows to get into all sorts of positions, this also made it great for squatting. After using for just a few minutes it had me cumming and squirting all over the place, its one of the best suction cup dildos ive used as it stays in place and leaves you gagging for more. This is also great as a handheld toy, another positive is the feeling of the balls hitting you as it moves deep inside you when using it in this way. I really can't fault it at all and would recommend this toy to those who have a little experience with dildos , this may not be the one for beginners unless you like them big ,this is now going to be one of my regular go to toys and all I can say is that it will give you one of the best orgasms you can ever have.


A monster of a time
Rated 5 / 5

We were luck enough to be selected by Lovehoney to test this product in return for an honest review. It couldn't have come at a better time - as due to some careless storage our other larger dildo had suffered from "melting" and so had to be thrown away.So onto the review - it as always arrived promptly, well packed and in a plain brown box. Upon opening the packaging of the item was pleasing. I really like the approach LH now has, it was a bare minimum of plastic (only the dido itself was in a recyclable plastic bag - otherwise all card!. I really like the minimalist approach LH now has - its attractive, to the point and planet friendly.Ok - so that aside, onto the test itself. We aren't first-timers to the girthier dildo, and this was very similar to our previous one in length and girth..although it was 0.25 inch more girthy! So I was excited,as I love seeing my OH being stretched...and she likes the feeling, and my reaction too. This product didn't disappoint. Its got enough firmness to be easy to use, but is also soft enough to feel realistic. After some foreplay to warm her up we eventually got around to using the dildo - and found the suction cup to be more than up to the task...and i liked the feature of the little tab to ease removal.The OH said that the feeling it gave was awesome, with all relevant points being caressed - ending with a leg trembling orgasm. I've found that while the larger dildos are a bit more challenging from the rider - the orgasms created seem a lot more intense.The only negative really, was the it was maybe the limit of girth my OH could enjoy - she said it can happily come out when the mood is right - but it's probably not going to be our day-to-day dildo. But this is a personal preference of course - well done LH - a great product


Death By Dick
Rated 5 / 5

I’ll be straight up and honest with you, I own a lot of dicks. I mean A LOT of dicks. For a young married girl I really should be ashamed of myself. I already own several of Lovehoney’s Lifelike Lover range of dildos, but whenever I see the word ‘Girthy’ appear on the Lovehoney website, I can be assured the postman will be knocking on my door the following day.As with all of Lovehoney’s own-brand toys, the packaging is simple, sexy and far from smutty. Inside the box, the dildo is sealed inside a plastic bag. The entire toy is made from soft PVC so it does have a mild plastic scent, but if you’re anything like me and obsessed with putting dildos in your mouth, I can assure you it has no taste.Not only is it stunning to look at eye to eye, it has everything I could want from a dick. When I dream of a penis - and that’s quite often - it would look and feel just like this. It’s firm but flexible with a roadmap of thick veins down the entire shaft. It’s heavy, fat and swollen with the foreskin pulled tightly and permanently back behind a well pronounced coronal ridge collar of the head. It really is a thick dick to die for, and this ones ready to go whenever and wherever I want it.A staggeringly pretty penis isn’t all you get with this beauty. Oh no. There are firm and weighty detailed testicles too. If you’re anything like myself and love the wet slap of balls against you (either against your clit, your bum or a butt plug depending on which way you choose to ride), you won’t be disappointed. Quite literally going down balls-deep and rubbing your clitoris against these firm full balls during masturbation makes this a gift that just keeps on giving.Another reason I love this particular dildo is that those balls also double as a great handle for a steady grip even with heavily lubed hands. They also create a really safe stopping point making this dildo perfectly safe for anal play too - but only if you’re experienced and particularly brave like myself, oh and also have a bucket of lube.By my own measurements this fat fella offers just over 7 inches of challenging usable length and my god it’s thick with it. It may say 6”s of girth but when I measured I found it closer to 6.25” making this one of the thickest dildo I own.The suction cup is one of the most important aspects of a dildo for me. I was concerned the weight of this willy would compromise it’s grip to my shower wall, how wrong I was. I’m a pretty rough girl but even after I’d finished abusing this beast I struggle to remove it from my tiles. It’s also fantastic to ride when positioned on the side of the bath, on the closed lid of the toilet, or my all-time favourite, sat on my tiled bathroom floor. Yes I know, I’ve been a busy girl.I do need to mention the actual orgasms with this toy. I mean, this is all we really care about right? To feel your already stretched to the limit vaginal muscles involuntary try to clamp and contract around the thick shaft of dildos like this is just something else, there is no other sensation like it. I can only describe it as an extremely pleasurable orgasm laced with mild pulsating aches from taught muscle spasms - honestly it’s better than it sounds, in fact there is nothing better. Even after cumming around this huge cock, it’s blissful sliding it out of myself, shuddering with the lingering sensations of my powerful climax’s as I do so and then to both feel and see the stretched state I’ve become.I’m also a massive anal lover and so I’ve tried it for this purpose several times now, but for me this dildo is just a little too big for the ways in which I really enjoy my toys. Don’t misunderstand me, it’s a fantastic size for anal play alone and with some gentle warming up - and a lot of lubricant, I can comfortably take the entire length. That alone feels amazing, but I’m an obsessive of double penetration and want all of everything inside me at once, and this is just too filling to allow me to accompany it with another dildo in my pussy. Luckily for me, I have other dildos or my husband I can use for the anal half of my DP sessions and keep this one for the front filling part of the fun.My dildos can become a real creamed mess during my masturbation sessions, what with the combination of my uncontrollable squirting, arousal juices and the amount of lube I tend to use. Thankfully, this dildo is extremely easy to clean up after use. Wash with warm soapy water then whip out your Lovehoney cleaning spray and leave to air dry.In summary, this luscious lifelike is wonderful for those who like me want a little - or a lot - extra girth in their pussy play or filling anal enjoyment. It’s O-ring strap on harness compatible if you or your partner are feeling particularly adventurous - and courageous. It’s a little too much to handle for the anal side of DP for me, but for the pussy-part it’s perfection.


Love it
Rated 5 / 5

Love this, definitely good if you are looking for a larger dildo. Very high quality for the price it is a bargain. The suction Cup base makes it very versatile, for use in many settings. I would prefer the girth was consistent down the length but maybe that's just preference.


Can’t get enough.
Rated 5 / 5

So I wanted to start getting bigger toys to stretch my vagina and get that full felling. So when it arrived and I opened the box I straight away thought, Oh, is this going to fit? I’ve always been told I am tight so was a tad worried. Well I worried for nothing. Straight up to the bedroom with it, I was already dripping wet by just the thought of him being inside me, and right in he went, not to easy but not a struggle that it was sore. Oh my we had fun, sticking him to all the surfaces I can find. I do find after a while I just like to lie back and take a hold of him by the balls. And for the first time ever I managed to cum with just penetration alone.


Can’t get enough.
Rated 5 / 5

So I wanted to start getting bigger toys to stretch my vagina and get that full felling. So when it arrived and I opened the box I straight away thought, Oh, is this going to fit? I’ve always been told I am tight so was a tad worried. Well I worried for nothing. Straight up to the bedroom with it, I was already dripping wet by just the thought of him being inside me, and right in he went, not to easy but not a struggle that it was sore. Oh my we had fun, sticking him to all the surfaces I can find. I do find after a while I just like to lie back and take a hold of him by the balls. And for the first time ever I managed to cum with just penetration alone.


Can’t get enough.
Rated 5 / 5

So I wanted to start getting bigger toys to stretch my vagina and get that full felling. So when it arrived and I opened the box I straight away thought, Oh, is this going to fit? I’ve always been told I am tight so was a tad worried. Well I worried for nothing. Straight up to the bedroom with it, I was already dripping wet by just the thought of him being inside me, and right in he went, not to easy but not a struggle that it was sore. Oh my we had fun, sticking him to all the surfaces I can find. I do find after a while I just like to lie back and take a hold of him by the balls. And for the first time ever I managed to cum with just penetration alone.


Because 7" is great , but I recieved an 8", .. and I'm giving it a 5/5
Rated 5 / 5

Pretty sure if you have the intention of 7" and you end up with 8", you can't really complain... It wasn't even my birthday, I'm guessing either 7" was popular and sold out, or someone had some empathy in my order, during Lockdowns ...I literally have no complaints, the feature of suction to most hard surfaces works really well for "ride ability" ...the texture and feel of this , helps me achieve orgasm within minutes.. I really enjoy it , a lot .


Because 7" is great , but I recieved an 8", .. and I'm giving it a 5/5
Rated 5 / 5

Pretty sure if you have the intention of 7" and you end up with 8", you can't really complain... It wasn't even my birthday, I'm guessing either 7" was popular and sold out, or someone had some empathy in my order, during Lockdowns ...I literally have no complaints, the feature of suction to most hard surfaces works really well for "ride ability" ...the texture and feel of this , helps me achieve orgasm within minutes.. I really enjoy it , a lot .


Because 7" is great , but I recieved an 8", .. and I'm giving it a 5/5
Rated 5 / 5

Pretty sure if you have the intention of 7" and you end up with 8", you can't really complain... It wasn't even my birthday, I'm guessing either 7" was popular and sold out, or someone had some empathy in my order, during Lockdowns ...I literally have no complaints, the feature of suction to most hard surfaces works really well for "ride ability" ...the texture and feel of this , helps me achieve orgasm within minutes.. I really enjoy it , a lot .


Great orgasm with this bad boy inside me
Rated 5 / 5

Perfect for those looking for close to the real thing!


Great orgasm with this bad boy inside me
Rated 5 / 5

Perfect for those looking for close to the real thing!


Great orgasm with this bad boy inside me
Rated 5 / 5

Perfect for those looking for close to the real thing!


Great orgasm with this bad boy inside me
Rated 5 / 5

Perfect for those looking for close to the real thing!


Because 7" is great , but I recieved an 8", .. and I'm giving it a 5/5
Rated 5 / 5

Pretty sure if you have the intention of 7" and you end up with 8", you can't really complain... It wasn't even my birthday, I'm guessing either 7" was popular and sold out, or someone had some empathy in my order, during Lockdowns ...I literally have no complaints, the feature of suction to most hard surfaces works really well for "ride ability" ...the texture and feel of this , helps me achieve orgasm within minutes.. I really enjoy it , a lot .


Can’t get enough.
Rated 5 / 5

So I wanted to start getting bigger toys to stretch my vagina and get that full felling. So when it arrived and I opened the box I straight away thought, Oh, is this going to fit? I’ve always been told I am tight so was a tad worried. Well I worried for nothing. Straight up to the bedroom with it, I was already dripping wet by just the thought of him being inside me, and right in he went, not to easy but not a struggle that it was sore. Oh my we had fun, sticking him to all the surfaces I can find. I do find after a while I just like to lie back and take a hold of him by the balls. And for the first time ever I managed to cum with just penetration alone.


Love it
Rated 5 / 5

Love this, definitely good if you are looking for a larger dildo. Very high quality for the price it is a bargain. The suction Cup base makes it very versatile, for use in many settings. I would prefer the girth was consistent down the length but maybe that's just preference.


It's amazing
Rated 5 / 5

I use it all the time for anal play. It's easy to insert, it's a very nice size and i love the girth of it. The suction cup is very strong and stays in any position that you place it. I use it on a wall in the shower and also on the floor for quating and it is really good. I also like the feeling of the balls when inserting it all the way in. Material is great and easy to clean after use, it also doesn't pick up any smell of your anus.


Great orgasm with this bad boy inside me
Rated 5 / 5

Perfect for those looking for close to the real thing!


Because 7" is great , but I recieved an 8", .. and I'm giving it a 5/5
Rated 5 / 5

Pretty sure if you have the intention of 7" and you end up with 8", you can't really complain... It wasn't even my birthday, I'm guessing either 7" was popular and sold out, or someone had some empathy in my order, during Lockdowns ...I literally have no complaints, the feature of suction to most hard surfaces works really well for "ride ability" ...the texture and feel of this , helps me achieve orgasm within minutes.. I really enjoy it , a lot .


Can’t get enough.
Rated 5 / 5

So I wanted to start getting bigger toys to stretch my vagina and get that full felling. So when it arrived and I opened the box I straight away thought, Oh, is this going to fit? I’ve always been told I am tight so was a tad worried. Well I worried for nothing. Straight up to the bedroom with it, I was already dripping wet by just the thought of him being inside me, and right in he went, not to easy but not a struggle that it was sore. Oh my we had fun, sticking him to all the surfaces I can find. I do find after a while I just like to lie back and take a hold of him by the balls. And for the first time ever I managed to cum with just penetration alone.


Love it
Rated 5 / 5

Love this, definitely good if you are looking for a larger dildo. Very high quality for the price it is a bargain. The suction Cup base makes it very versatile, for use in many settings. I would prefer the girth was consistent down the length but maybe that's just preference.


It's amazing
Rated 5 / 5

I use it all the time for anal play. It's easy to insert, it's a very nice size and i love the girth of it. The suction cup is very strong and stays in any position that you place it. I use it on a wall in the shower and also on the floor for quating and it is really good. I also like the feeling of the balls when inserting it all the way in. Material is great and easy to clean after use, it also doesn't pick up any smell of your anus.


Big and fun
Rated 5 / 5

I bought this for my wife and it’s pretty big. She was a bit nervous until she worked up to it and gave her such a good orgasm. We both love it.


Big and fun
Rated 5 / 5

I bought this for my wife and it’s pretty big. She was a bit nervous until she worked up to it and gave her such a good orgasm. We both love it.


Big and fun
Rated 5 / 5

I bought this for my wife and it’s pretty big. She was a bit nervous until she worked up to it and gave her such a good orgasm. We both love it.


Big and fun
Rated 5 / 5

I bought this for my wife and it’s pretty big. She was a bit nervous until she worked up to it and gave her such a good orgasm. We both love it.


Big and fun
Rated 5 / 5

I bought this for my wife and it’s pretty big. She was a bit nervous until she worked up to it and gave her such a good orgasm. We both love it.


Loved it!
Rated 5 / 5

We ended up buying the extra girthy but was way to big and never would have fit and I’m quite tight.. so ended up in the bin and we seen this and bought!! Instead of getting the 7” we got a 8” Wow I got this the morning of us going away so had to wait a week to use it!! Once we where back not even 10 minutes I was home and my gosh it made me horny to just look at!! it partner dropped the bags and open the discreet packaging washed straight away and put to a very pleasurable use.. my god I didn’t need much play before using as we both sat looked and talked about using and I loved it made me cum in a matter of seconds all down the shaft rubbing the balls of my clitoris… my partner loved using this on me and I certainly loved every single second.. very orgasmic!!!!


Definitely Girthy.. A Real Treat!
Rated 5 / 5

OK, so.. To cut a long story short, my fiancé left me, in secret, a few months ago. That same guy was VERY vanilla and VERY sexually unsatisfying.


Disappointed
Rated 1 / 5

Much too hard, so very disappointed:(


Loved it!
Rated 5 / 5

We ended up buying the extra girthy but was way to big and never would have fit and I’m quite tight.. so ended up in the bin and we seen this and bought!! Instead of getting the 7” we got a 8” Wow I got this the morning of us going away so had to wait a week to use it!! Once we where back not even 10 minutes I was home and my gosh it made me horny to just look at!! it partner dropped the bags and open the discreet packaging washed straight away and put to a very pleasurable use.. my god I didn’t need much play before using as we both sat looked and talked about using and I loved it made me cum in a matter of seconds all down the shaft rubbing the balls of my clitoris… my partner loved using this on me and I certainly loved every single second.. very orgasmic!!!!