Thank you Loveyhoney, I can't believe I was lucky enough to be asked to test and review this delectable, amazingly realistic dildo vibrator. This stud was so happy to see me he even arrived with a rock hard erection to prove it. With the weekend ahead I was thrilled by the prospect of giving him a thorough workout. Once it had arrived in the usual covert Lovehoney fashion, I was delighted to open my parcel to find a strong and sturdy box befitting the fine specimen it protected. This box was adorned with large pictures of the cock on both back and front with smaller illustrations down each side showing its main features. Adding to this, also on the back, a helpful passage describing its qualities in more detail left me raring to go! Sliding him from the box then the clear polythene bag hygienically covering him and seeing him in the flesh, so to speak, set my pulse racing in eager anticipation. Having set the perfect ambience in my bedroom, spread my black vinyl Lovehoney sheet across my bed (in case things should get messy!), set out a few favourite smaller toys and appropriate lubes, not forgetting sex toy cleaner and wipes, I was now ready for a steamy solo session. Already immensely aroused by the sight and feel of this erect cock, my juices were flowing from the stimulation I had been enjoying from the internal bullet I often use for foreplay. As I handled the erect cock admiring its every vein and curve, I was soon totally immersed in pleasure. I feel I have to admit to wishing I could have given it a blowjob, such was its realism and beauty, and in fact to actually trying it out for size in my mouth. No other dildo has ever had that effect on me, really floating my boat, and perhaps will help you appreciate just how life-like it is. With its perfectly formed head complete with urethral detail and ultra fine lines, delicious posable veined shaft and accurately detailed almost life-sized balls I was mesmerized by its realistic appearance. As I lubed up the shaft and head I could easily have been masturbating the real thing with the soft textured surface concealing a firm interior reminding me of a young stud in his twenties. Removing the vibrating bullet from inside me, I was eager to replace it with my new toy boy, to which I had by now easily added the required batteries, so chose first to remove the suction cup then angled its solid but pliable shaft ready to target my G-spot. By now so wet and aroused, I felt ready and able to take this meaty cock, feeling the ridge on the base of its head stimulate every nerve ending it rubbed against while stretching me to the full. As if this wasn't ecstasy enough, when thrusting it I was blown away by the sensation of the balls hitting against my perineum, sending me to new heights never before experienced when using my other cocks with balls. I can only put it down to their magnificent size and texture. Taking things to the next level, I powered up the dildo by easily twisting the base to find the strong ultra quiet vibrations travelled well along the whole length of the cock becoming stronger at the head making it perfect for G-spot stimulation, which instantly had me edging and feeling ready to explode. Deciding to add one of my small clitoral vibes to my play, I was almost immediately thrust into a mind-blowing blended orgasm, which sent shivers through me with goosebumps appearing all over my body. Wow! this left me totally fulfilled and satisfied. However, after a short recovery, with some energy still remaining and knowing my toy boy still had more to offer, I was determined to give this darling dong as thorough a session as possible by next indulging in some anal fun. With anal lube to hand, I quickly applied a generous amount in preparation of the stretching I was about to experience. While still lying comfortably on my back, after straightening the shaft slightly, I slowly eased this stud inside me. Struggling a little initially, once the ridge of the head was inside me the rest followed more easily, stimulating me sensationally as it stretched and filled me anally this time. The sensations of the shaft thrusting, albeit more slowly this time, were amazing, travelling deep inside me. Then adding the powerful vibrations served to further spin me into orbit. Choosing this time to add a slimline rabbit vibe, I soon experienced such intense stimulation I could hardly breath. Oh My God! This euphoric orgasm turned my legs to jelly as I lay trembling in ecstasy. Totally exhausted by now (as you probably are from reading this marathon review, sorry), thankfully clean up was easy with the dildo being waterproof. I always enjoy trying out my waterproof toys to the full so my next session with my eager toy boy took place in the bathroom. This time with the suction cup attached and the shaft slightly bent, I secured the erect cock to the bottom of the bath and slowly eased myself onto it vaginally, which was more manageable than when lying down. I then enjoyed rocking back and forth on it before turning on the deep penetrating vibrations, with the suction cup holding extremely well throughout. Before long I felt an orgasm building, needing only some clitoral stimulation to take me thrillingly over the edge. Once out of my bath I continued my fun by straightening the cock and securing it by its now proven powerful suction cup to the corner of the bath. Then after carefully lowering myself onto it anally I proceeded to ride it hands free, allowing me to introduce other toys of my choice as and when I wished. Once more, with the suction cup holding strongly I was, more easily than when lying on my bed, able to continue through to an intense orgasm which had my knees trembling and heart racing. Having tested this amazing stud of a dildo to the max, I can only add that with its harness compatibility it has the potential to add even more fun for couples who enjoy pegging. Being of such generous girth and perfect for intermediate players and above, beginners especially to anal play may find this meaty stud rather challenging, but it may be something you would love to work up to. I certainly would highly recommend the purchase of this incredibly realistic, girthy and versatile King Cock, assuring you that its quality and performance are undeniable, making it not only great fun but brilliant value for money.
