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Average Joe - Andy the Mechanic Dildo

by: Topco Sales

Average Joe the Mechanic is Topco's top stud dildo! A realistic dildo perfect for any man. It features a true to life realistic penis tip, tight balls and a...

Rated 88 out of 100
(54 ratings)

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Description

Average Joe the Mechanic is Topco's top stud dildo! A realistic dildo perfect for any man. It features a true to life realistic penis tip, tight balls and a veiny penis shaft. It looks and feels just like the real thing!

Don't forget you can always suction cup the dildo to the floor, the shower or anywhere your mind can take you, for a hands free session! Being that it is waterproof, don't be afraid to bring Andy the Mechanic in the shower or bath for extra fun and sexy time!

Insertable length: 5.5 in. 

 

Material TPR Item Length 7 inches Insertable Length 5 inches Width No Girth 2.0 inches Color Flesh Product Code WF0130-4  Manufacturer Topco Sales

Features
  • Realistic size and shape for an authentic look and feel
  • Harness-compatible suction cup base
  • Perfect for both vaginal and anal stimulation
  • 100% waterproof for slippery fun anywhere
  • Made of phthalate-free TPR material
Specifications
Overall length:
7" (17.8cm)
Insertable length:
5.5" (14cm)
Width:
1.75" (4.4cm) at widest
Circumference:
5.5" (14cm) at widest
Material:
TPR
Texture:
Realistic, Veined
Density:
Soft
Flexibility:
Flexible
Waterproof:
Yes
Contains latex:
No
Contains phthalates:
No
Brand:
Average Joe
Colour:
Flesh
Hawttt Product ID:
60305
Extended Information

I may be the guy working on your car, but I'm really thinking about all the things I could do if I got under your hood. But first, I'd take you on the best date of your life...


Product Reviews
Great!
Rated 5 / 5

It was my first ever dildo and I was pleasantly surprised. It was definitely on the thicker side but with proper prep and lube I was able to get it all in without any discomfort or pain. My only note would be to keep your toys separate because I had this dildo in direct contact with another one and when I grabbed this one later I found one side to be flattened and sticky. But that was just ignorance and improper storage on my part. Overall, great product!


sextoy
Rated 5 / 5

dildos aere cool end hot love dildo


I shower with Andy.
Rated 5 / 5

Sometimes I spend 30-45 minutes taking a shower. The reason why I take so long is because I shower with Andy.


I keep it in my car.
Rated 5 / 5

When I get the urge, I just gotta have it. That is why I have a Hitachi in my office, a bullet vibe in my bag and I keep Andy in the car.


Review - Average Joe "Andy"
Rated 5 / 5

Great Product. It is a little girth-y for a first time user, so be warned.


Not so Average Joe
Rated 2 / 5

This thing is huge! The diameter is larger than stated and def not for beginners.


wow
Rated 5 / 5

I saw the reviews saying that it was huge but I guess I didn't realize what that meant because I was still surprised by how fricken big this thing is. I was super intimidated and kinda scared, and the first time I tried to use it was just. too much. It hurt. But then I tried it again a couple days later and let me just say once you get it all in it's the best thing ever. so thanks for making me realize i'm a size queen because now i just wanna see how great the next biggest thing is


Average Joe - Andy the Mechanic Dildo
Rated 5 / 5

One word: thicc


First Timer
Rated 5 / 5

I have never used one before so here are my take on this:
- Smells a bit rubbery which is fine i guess since its brand new.
-Looks pretty damn real.
-As i first timer with it, let me just say that it was super painful when i tried and honestly havent tried it again. Got a bit overwhelmed by it. Maybe will try again later. I am not a bottom but im open to new things so i decided to give it a go.....It just HURTS!!! so any tips would be appreciated. I will give 5 stars on the look but ill give just 1 star on performance. Again this is based on my experience, maybe the more i use it the better it gets.


It's bigger than advertised
Rated 4 / 5

The description says the girth is 2 inches. It's actually 6. It will take me a while to take it. Other than that it's a fine item.


Great product
Rated 5 / 5

Just got the product today and I already love it. It feels so natural and with suction cup now I can use it in the shower!!


Nice Fit
Rated 5 / 5

Perfect thickness and length, I had fun with it


First time
Rated 5 / 5

I've never used a dildo or bottomed before so I was a little nervous but I found using 'andy the mechanic' is an incredible experience. It's a little thick but once you get used to the girth it feels amazing!


I LOVE Andy!
Rated 5 / 5

This dildo is the perfect size for me. The girth is awesome. I love using it in the shower with silicone lube and riding Andy for a good while. If I angle it right, it hits my prostate and it feels amazing. I would highly recommend this! It's a must have for me!


Much bigger than anticipated, girth-wise.
Rated 5 / 5

Much bigger than anticipated, girth-wise. Probably not the best choice for a first time purchaser (as I was), but I quickly adapted to it. Excellent product!


Average Joe- Andy the Mechanic Dildo
Rated 5 / 5

Love this guy. Feels fantastic!


A nice suprise
Rated 5 / 5

I inticipated for it to be smaller, but it turns out to be perfect size. Love everything about this dildo - will buy again.


good
Rated 5 / 5

good


Amazing
Rated 5 / 5

Amazing


Wow pretty big
Rated 4 / 5

A little bigger than I thought


Big girth. Amazing ride.
Rated 5 / 5

I got scared when I opened the package. No way no how was this butt virgin gonna get this thing in there. And the first try was slow. When the head went in, it was a strong feeling indeed. I could only take 2 inches, maybe. But after a couple days, and learning to relax, this thing is AWESOME. Holy s%#!