Textured Penis Pump Sleeve

Cheap but not cheerful

I was pleased to receive this item from Lovehoney for a review. As usual, the item came in a plain package. The toy comes in a plastic container, and although a small thing, no scissors are required to open it. The toy itself is a tube about 6 inches in length, with the wide base that sits around the mouth of a penis pump. Alone, the toy does not look appealing and the attempt at making a semi-realistic vaginal opening is a bit off-putting. It would be better if it was plain and non-anatomical. The main body is very flexible, however, the entry point felt hard, rather than firm. A quick test showed me a could just about push a finger in the hole. I tested this with the BASICS Textured Penis Pump, as I had already removed the textured lining. The sleeve fits easily, and would probably also fit a slightly larger opening. The length of the sleeve is not right inside the pump, but this does not affect its performance. With some lube, I attempted to use the sleeve. The small opening is meant to mimic the appearance of a vagina, but it isn't very appealing and I think it would be better if it was plain. The whole is extremely tight and rigid. With a lot of pushing and a lot of pain, I got it in. I'm average at best, so I would not recommend if you have got a penis with a bit more girth. Once it's on, and you have a pump, it actually feels quite nice. The internal texture does it's part very well. After a minute or so, I found the tightness of the sleeve to become quite painful, and I was concerned that the rigid opening would choke my little fella. I decided to remove it at that point. Just to make you aware, it hurts just as much taking it off as it does putting it on and takes considerable force even with the pressure released on the pump. I tried it again later on without the pump, and it would work as a stroker, but the same issues remained from earlier. Overall, it could work, but I feel the opening is far too rigid for a hole so small.

Serves very little purpose

I'm a big fan of penis pumps and wanking, so what better way than to combine the two! Unfortunately, this does not to that job. It was fairly easy to get on, probably easier than my normal sleeve so it gets credit for that. I was first struck by how tiny the entrance is! Even with lashings of lube, it's a fairly painful experience. Willy pumping needs a lot of care and attention otherwise a trip to the hospital will ensue. Due to the nodules in this (which aren't particularly pleasurable), it's impossible to gauge how hard the suction is vs your member's position inside the sleeve. It gets caught between them and one becomes unsure if more pressure/pumping will help or make it worse! Removal from the device was equally upsetting because it's too tight. Please avoid if you value your penis, which is most of us.

Oh dear!

In the interest of transparency, I was kindly sent this by the lovely people at Lovehoney in exchange for an honest review. Well. OK, I'd love to rave about how amazing this item is and I had the best orgasm ever, but sadly. Nope. Not this time! The packaging is pretty cheap looking, like something you'd see in a novelty shop at the seaside. The idea is a good one though, turn your pump into a stroker. I have the Edge pump which has a sleeve and also fleshlights so I had high hopes for this add on! Unfortunately this time I didn't have much luck. Now OK I'm not the biggest guy in the world but I am above average and have a sizeable head. This is a problem here and the sleeve isn't that stretchy. In fact no matter how much lube you might use, it isn't going to help! I couldn't even get my penis in it, let alone stroke it. It does fit in the pump but again since I couldn't enter it, I can't say if that makes it any better. I guess if you have a slender manhood this could be fun but sadly, not for me!

My worst purchase

I bought this item as I'd lost the original sleeve that came with the penis pump. It arrived quickly and was packed discreetly. I couldn't wait to try it out. Later that night when all my kids were in bed I decided to give it a go. So I unpacked it, got comfy on the couch, fitted the sleeve to my pump, applied plenty of lube and tried to stick my penis in it, and I couldn't get it in lol. The opening is so small and rigid, I fiddled around for a while and found the only way to get my penis it was to put the head.a of my penis at the opening and use the suction to suck it in. Very painful. Next problem was getting it off with a full erection. I released the suction then tried to pull it off. My god I nearly pulled my willy off. Was as painful as putting it on sry but wouldn't recommend this sleeve.

Serves very little purpose

I'm a big fan of penis pumps and wanking, so what better way than to combine the two! Unfortunately this does not to that job. It was fairly easy to get on, probably easier than my normal sleeve so it gets credit for that. I was first struck by how tiny the entrance is! Even with lashings of lube it's a fairly painful experience. Willy pumping needs a lot of care and attention otherwise a trip to the hospital will ensue. Due to the nodules in this (which aren't particularly pleasurable) it's impossible to gauge how hard the suction is vs your member's position inside the sleeve. It gets caught between them and one becomes unsure if more pressure/pumping will help or make it worse! Removal from the device was equally upsetting because it's soooo tight. Please avoid if you value your penis, which is most of us.

Cheap but not cheerful

I was pleased to receive this item from Lovehoney for a review. As usual, the item came in a plain package. The toy comes in a plastic container, and although a small thing, no scissors are required to open it. The toy itself is a tube about 6 inches in length, with the wide base that sits around the mouth of a penis pump. Alone, the toy does not look appealing and the attempt at making a semi realistic vaginal opening is a bit off putting. It would be better if it was plain and non-anatomical. The main body is very flexible, however the entry point felt hard, rather than firm. A quick test showed me a could just about push a finger in the hole. I tested this with the BASICS Textured Penis Pump, as I had already removed the textured lining. The sleeve fit easily, and would probably also fit a slightly larger opening. The length of the sleeve is not right inside the pump, but this does not effect it's performance. With some lube, I attempted to use the sleeve. The small opening is meant to mimic the appearance of a vagina, but it isn't very appealing and I think it would be better if it was plain. The whole is extremely tight and rigid. With a lot of pushing and a lot of pain, I got it in. I'm average at best, so I would not recommend if you have got a penis with a bit more girth. Once it's on, and you have a pump, it actually feels quite nice. The internal texture does it's part very well. After a minute or so, I found the tightness of the sleeve to become quite painful, and I was concerned that the rigid opening would choke my little fella. I decided to remove it at that point. Just to make you aware, it hurts just as much taking it off as it does putting it on and takes considerable force even with the pressure released on the pump. I tried it again later on without the pump, and it would work as a stroker, but the same issues remained from earlier. Overall, it could work, but I feel the opening is far too rigid for a hole so small.

Oh dear!

In the interest of transparency I was kindly sent this by the lovely people at Lovehoney in exchange for an honest review. Well... OK I'd love to rave about how amazing this item is and I had the best orgasm ever, but sadly... Nope. Not this time! The packaging is pretty cheap looking, like something you'd see in a novelty shop at the seaside. The idea is a good one though, turn your pump into a stroker. I have the Edge pump which has a sleeve and also fleshlights so I had high hopes for this add on! Unfortunately this time I didn't have much luck. Now OK I'm not the biggest guy in the world but I am above average and have erm... A sizeable head. This is a problem here and the sleeve isn't that stretchy. In fact no matter how much lube you might use, it isn't going to help! I couldn't even get my penis in it, let alone stroke it. It does fit in the pump but again since I couldn't... Erm enter it I can't say if that makes it any better. I guess if you have a slender manhood this could be fun but sadly.. Not for me!

My worst purchase

I bought this item as I'd lost the original sleeve that came with the penis pump.it arrived quickly and was packed discretely I couldnt wait to try it out.later that night when all my kids were in bed I decided to give it a go.so I unpacked it got comfy on the couch fitted the sleeve to my pump applied plenty of lube and tried to stick my penis in it and I couldnt get it in lol.the opening is so small and rigid I fiddled around for a while and found the only way to get my penis it was to put the head of my penis at the opening and use the suction to suck it in,very painfull,next problem was getting it off with a full erection,I released the suction then tried to pull it off,my god I nearl pulled my willy off was as painfull as putting it on sry but wouldnt recommend this sleeve

Serves very little purpose

I'm a big fan of penis pumps and wanking, so what better way than to combine the two! Unfortunately this does not to that job.It was fairly easy to get on, probably easier than my normal sleeve so it gets credit for that. I was first struck by how tiny the entrance is! Even with lashings of lube it's a fairly painful experience. Willy pumping needs a lot of care and attention otherwise a trip to the hospital will ensue. Due to the nodules in this (which aren't particularly pleasurable) it's impossible to gauge how hard the suction is vs your member's position inside the sleeve. It gets caught between them and one becomes unsure if more pressure/pumping will help or make it worse! Removal from the device was equally upsetting because it's soooo tight.Please avoid if you value your penis, which is most of us.

Serves very little purpose

I'm a big fan of penis pumps and wanking, so what better way than to combine the two! Unfortunately this does not to that job. It was fairly easy to get on, probably easier than my normal sleeve so it gets credit for that. I was first struck by how tiny the entrance is! Even with lashings of lube it's a fairly painful experience. Willy pumping needs a lot of care and attention otherwise a trip to the hospital will ensue. Due to the nodules in this (which aren't particularly pleasurable) it's impossible to gauge how hard the suction is vs your member's position inside the sleeve. It gets caught between them and one becomes unsure if more pressure/pumping will help or make it worse! Removal from the device was equally upsetting because it's soooo tight. Please avoid if you value your penis, which is most of us.

Cheap but not cheerful

I was pleased to receive this item from Lovehoney for a review. As usual, the item came in a plain package. The toy comes in a plastic container, and although a small thing, no scissors are required to open it. The toy itself is a tube about 6 inches in length, with the wide base that sits around the mouth of a penis pump. Alone, the toy does not look appealing and the attempt at making a semi realistic vaginal opening is a bit off putting. It would be better if it was plain and non-anatomical. The main body is very flexible, however the entry point felt hard, rather than firm. A quick test showed me a could just about push a finger in the hole. I tested this with the BASICS Textured Penis Pump, as I had already removed the textured lining. The sleeve fit easily, and would probably also fit a slightly larger opening. The length of the sleeve is not right inside the pump, but this does not effect it's performance. With some lube, I attempted to use the sleeve. The small opening is meant to mimic the appearance of a vagina, but it isn't very appealing and I think it would be better if it was plain. The whole is extremely tight and rigid. With a lot of pushing and a lot of pain, I got it in. I'm average at best, so I would not recommend if you have got a penis with a bit more girth. Once it's on, and you have a pump, it actually feels quite nice. The internal texture does it's part very well. After a minute or so, I found the tightness of the sleeve to become quite painful, and I was concerned that the rigid opening would choke my little fella. I decided to remove it at that point. Just to make you aware, it hurts just as much taking it off as it does putting it on and takes considerable force even with the pressure released on the pump. I tried it again later on without the pump, and it would work as a stroker, but the same issues remained from earlier. Overall, it could work, but I feel the opening is far too rigid for a hole so small.

Cheap but not cheerful

I was pleased to receive this item from Lovehoney for a review. As usual, the item came in a plain package.The toy comes in a plastic container, and although a small thing, no scissors are required to open it.The toy itself is a tube about 6 inches in length, with the wide base that sits around the mouth of a penis pump.Alone, the toy does not look appealing and the attempt at making a semi realistic vaginal opening is a bit off putting. It would be better if it was plain and non-anatomical. The main body is very flexible, however the entry point felt hard, rather than firm. A quick test showed me a could just about push a finger in the hole.I tested this with the BASICS Textured Penis Pump, as I had already removed the textured lining. The sleeve fit easily, and would probably also fit a slightly larger opening. The length of the sleeve is not right inside the pump, but this does not effect it's performance.With some lube, I attempted to use the sleeve. The small opening is meant to mimic the appearance of a vagina, but it isn't very appealing and I think it would be better if it was plain. The whole is extremely tight and rigid. With a lot of pushing and a lot of pain, I got it in. I'm average at best, so I would not recommend if you have got a penis with a bit more girth.Once it's on, and you have a pump, it actually feels quite nice. The internal texture does it's part very well. After a minute or so, I found the tightness of the sleeve to become quite painful, and I was concerned that the rigid opening would choke my little fella. I decided to remove it at that point.Just to make you aware, it hurts just as much taking it off as it does putting it on and takes considerable force even with the pressure released on the pump.I tried it again later on without the pump, and it would work as a stroker, but the same issues remained from earlier.Overall, it could work, but I feel the opening is far too rigid for a hole so small.

Oh dear!

In the interest of transparency I was kindly sent this by the lovely people at Lovehoney in exchange for an honest review. Well... OK I'd love to rave about how amazing this item is and I had the best orgasm ever, but sadly... Nope. Not this time! The packaging is pretty cheap looking, like something you'd see in a novelty shop at the seaside. The idea is a good one though, turn your pump into a stroker. I have the Edge pump which has a sleeve and also fleshlights so I had high hopes for this add on! Unfortunately this time I didn't have much luck. Now OK I'm not the biggest guy in the world but I am above average and have erm... A sizeable head. This is a problem here and the sleeve isn't that stretchy. In fact no matter how much lube you might use, it isn't going to help! I couldn't even get my penis in it, let alone stroke it. It does fit in the pump but again since I couldn't... Erm enter it I can't say if that makes it any better. I guess if you have a slender manhood this could be fun but sadly.. Not for me!

Serves very little purpose

I'm a big fan of penis pumps and wanking, so what better way than to combine the two! Unfortunately this does not to that job. It was fairly easy to get on, probably easier than my normal sleeve so it gets credit for that. I was first struck by how tiny the entrance is! Even with lashings of lube it's a fairly painful experience. Willy pumping needs a lot of care and attention otherwise a trip to the hospital will ensue. Due to the nodules in this (which aren't particularly pleasurable) it's impossible to gauge how hard the suction is vs your member's position inside the sleeve. It gets caught between them and one becomes unsure if more pressure/pumping will help or make it worse! Removal from the device was equally upsetting because it's soooo tight. Please avoid if you value your penis, which is most of us.

Serves very little purpose

I'm a big fan of penis pumps and wanking, so what better way than to combine the two! Unfortunately this does not to that job.It was fairly easy to get on, probably easier than my normal sleeve so it gets credit for that. I was first struck by how tiny the entrance is! Even with lashings of lube it's a fairly painful experience. Willy pumping needs a lot of care and attention otherwise a trip to the hospital will ensue. Due to the nodules in this (which aren't particularly pleasurable) it's impossible to gauge how hard the suction is vs your member's position inside the sleeve. It gets caught between them and one becomes unsure if more pressure/pumping will help or make it worse! Removal from the device was equally upsetting because it's soooo tight.Please avoid if you value your penis, which is most of us.

Cheap but not cheerful

I was pleased to receive this item from Lovehoney for a review. As usual, the item came in a plain package. The toy comes in a plastic container, and although a small thing, no scissors are required to open it. The toy itself is a tube about 6 inches in length, with the wide base that sits around the mouth of a penis pump. Alone, the toy does not look appealing and the attempt at making a semi realistic vaginal opening is a bit off putting. It would be better if it was plain and non-anatomical. The main body is very flexible, however the entry point felt hard, rather than firm. A quick test showed me a could just about push a finger in the hole. I tested this with the BASICS Textured Penis Pump, as I had already removed the textured lining. The sleeve fit easily, and would probably also fit a slightly larger opening. The length of the sleeve is not right inside the pump, but this does not effect it's performance. With some lube, I attempted to use the sleeve. The small opening is meant to mimic the appearance of a vagina, but it isn't very appealing and I think it would be better if it was plain. The whole is extremely tight and rigid. With a lot of pushing and a lot of pain, I got it in. I'm average at best, so I would not recommend if you have got a penis with a bit more girth. Once it's on, and you have a pump, it actually feels quite nice. The internal texture does it's part very well. After a minute or so, I found the tightness of the sleeve to become quite painful, and I was concerned that the rigid opening would choke my little fella. I decided to remove it at that point. Just to make you aware, it hurts just as much taking it off as it does putting it on and takes considerable force even with the pressure released on the pump. I tried it again later on without the pump, and it would work as a stroker, but the same issues remained from earlier. Overall, it could work, but I feel the opening is far too rigid for a hole so small.

Cheap but not cheerful

I was pleased to receive this item from Lovehoney for a review. As usual, the item came in a plain package.The toy comes in a plastic container, and although a small thing, no scissors are required to open it.The toy itself is a tube about 6 inches in length, with the wide base that sits around the mouth of a penis pump.Alone, the toy does not look appealing and the attempt at making a semi realistic vaginal opening is a bit off putting. It would be better if it was plain and non-anatomical. The main body is very flexible, however the entry point felt hard, rather than firm. A quick test showed me a could just about push a finger in the hole.I tested this with the BASICS Textured Penis Pump, as I had already removed the textured lining. The sleeve fit easily, and would probably also fit a slightly larger opening. The length of the sleeve is not right inside the pump, but this does not effect it's performance.With some lube, I attempted to use the sleeve. The small opening is meant to mimic the appearance of a vagina, but it isn't very appealing and I think it would be better if it was plain. The whole is extremely tight and rigid. With a lot of pushing and a lot of pain, I got it in. I'm average at best, so I would not recommend if you have got a penis with a bit more girth.Once it's on, and you have a pump, it actually feels quite nice. The internal texture does it's part very well. After a minute or so, I found the tightness of the sleeve to become quite painful, and I was concerned that the rigid opening would choke my little fella. I decided to remove it at that point.Just to make you aware, it hurts just as much taking it off as it does putting it on and takes considerable force even with the pressure released on the pump.I tried it again later on without the pump, and it would work as a stroker, but the same issues remained from earlier.Overall, it could work, but I feel the opening is far too rigid for a hole so small.

Oh dear!

In the interest of transparency I was kindly sent this by the lovely people at Lovehoney in exchange for an honest review.Well... OK I'd love to rave about how amazing this item is and I had the best orgasm ever, but sadly... Nope. Not this time! The packaging is pretty cheap looking, like something you'd see in a novelty shop at the seaside. The idea is a good one though, turn your pump into a stroker. I have the Edge pump which has a sleeve and also fleshlights so I had high hopes for this add on! Unfortunately this time I didn't have much luck. Now OK I'm not the biggest guy in the world but I am above average and have erm... A sizeable head. This is a problem here and the sleeve isn't that stretchy. In fact no matter how much lube you might use, it isn't going to help! I couldn't even get my penis in it, let alone stroke it.It does fit in the pump but again since I couldn't... Erm enter it I can't say if that makes it any better. I guess if you have a slender manhood this could be fun but sadly.. Not for me!

Oh dear!

In the interest of transparency I was kindly sent this by the lovely people at Lovehoney in exchange for an honest review.Well... OK I'd love to rave about how amazing this item is and I had the best orgasm ever, but sadly... Nope. Not this time! The packaging is pretty cheap looking, like something you'd see in a novelty shop at the seaside. The idea is a good one though, turn your pump into a stroker. I have the Edge pump which has a sleeve and also fleshlights so I had high hopes for this add on! Unfortunately this time I didn't have much luck. Now OK I'm not the biggest guy in the world but I am above average and have erm... A sizeable head. This is a problem here and the sleeve isn't that stretchy. In fact no matter how much lube you might use, it isn't going to help! I couldn't even get my penis in it, let alone stroke it.It does fit in the pump but again since I couldn't... Erm enter it I can't say if that makes it any better. I guess if you have a slender manhood this could be fun but sadly.. Not for me!