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Penis Pattern Novelty Mug

This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s...

Rated 100 out of 100
(35 ratings)

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  1. Product

    This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s stocking, or take proud ownership of your members-only mug at the office.

    Each mug is absolutely covered in tiny illustrated penises, giving you more wang for your buck.

    Key Features:
    • Novelty mug with illustrated penises for livening up your tea break
    • The perfect cheeky secret Santa gift
    • Small enough to squeeze into your lover’s stocking

Features
  • Novelty mug with illustrated penises for livening up your tea break
  • The perfect cheeky secret Santa gift
  • Small enough to squeeze into your lover’s Christmas stocking
  • Small enough to squeeze into your lover’s stocking
Specifications
Material:
Ceramic
Hawttt Product ID:
22432
Category:
Sex Games
Category:
Essentials
Category:
Gifts
Extended Information

This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s Christmas stocking, or take proud ownership of your members-only mug at the office.Each mug is absolutely covered in tiny illustrated penises, giving you more wang for your buck.


This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s Christmas stocking, or take proud ownership of your members-only mug at the office.


Product Reviews
Such a fun mug!
Rated 10 / 10

I was so excited with this mug! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother in law next though! Haha! It's a really nice quality mug. Just normal size - certainly not small, but not big either. And it's microwave and dishwasher safe too. The box it came in is a little cheesy (for growers, not showers... I didn't really get it), but don't let that fool you. Excellent novelty mug, and thoroughly recommended. You certainly won't be disappointed!


This is great
Rated 10 / 10

It took all of one minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small, so at a quick glance, you can't really tell what it is. But it does make me chuckle every time I look at it closely. How does it function as a mug? It feels sturdy. It will definitely be able to handle my less than graceful tea making. It is dishwasher and microwave safe, so that is a bonus! The handle is perfect for me. Sometimes mugs have little handles, but this one is perfect. My beverages feel secure in my hand. I love this mug. It has honestly brightened my day since it arrived.


P-p-pick up a Penis!
Rated 10 / 10

I'm so glad to see this mug for sale on Lovehoney, it is my go-to coffee mug at home! It is the perfect size for your morning cuppa, microwave friendly and capable of containing many beverages. The best part about this mug is the cheeky penis pattern. It is subtle enough to not be noticeable straight away, you could definitely get away with it at the office! But just enough to give you a good chuckle every time you see it. Just buy one!


This is great
Rated 5 / 5

It took all of 1 minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small so at a quick glance, you can't really tell what it is. But it does make me chuckle every time I look at it closely. How does it function as a mug? It feels sturdy, it will definitely be able to handle my less than graceful tea making. It is dishwasher and microwave safe so that is a bonus! The handle is perfect for me, sometimes mugs have little handles, but this one is perfect. My beverages feel secure in my hand. I love this mug, it has honestly brightened my day since it arrived.


P-p-pick up a Penis!
Rated 5 / 5

I'm so glad to see this mug for sale on Lovehoney, it is my go to coffee mug at home! It is the perfect size for your morning cuppa, microwave friendly and capable of containing many beverages. The best part about this mug is the cheeky penis pattern. It is subtle enough to not be noticeable straight away, you could definitely get away with it at the office! But just enough to give to give you a good chuckle everytime you see it. Just buy one!


Buy It
Rated 10 / 10

OMG... This mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too! From afar it just looks like a random pattern. However, it's only when you are up close that you can see the tiny penis pattern on it... It's such a fun idea! It would make a great stocking filler or Secret Santa gift!


D*cks to the Lips
Rated 10 / 10

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The intricate design is wonderful. From a distance completely abstract. It's secret is only revealed on closer inspection, and even then, should an older relative pop round for tea, they could easily be passed off as pawns from a chess board. The slightly embossed pattern gives the mug a good feel too. A quick peep underneath states that in addition to assurances of dishwasher and microwave durability, the mug is ‘New Bone China’. Classic bone china pottery is much thinner and more delicate so I’m not sure about this but on the plus side, it makes it more resilient to the occasional knock or close encounter with the floor. Through the winter, your drink will no doubt stay warmer for longer too. A quick rinse. A compulsory five-minute wait, I like it strong and dark, and the big test - drum roll please - How does the tea taste? Perfect! And as I sip, I realise that my bottom lip is rubbing up against 20 to 30 d*cks. Could life be any better than this?


D*cks to the Lips
Rated 5 / 5

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The intricate design is wonderful. From a distance completely abstract. Its secret is only revealed on closer inspection, and even then, should an older relative pop round for tea, they could easily be passed off as pawns from a chess board. The slightly embossed pattern gives the mug a good feel too. A quick peep underneath states that in addition to assurances of dishwasher and microwave durability, the mug is ‘New Bone China’. Classic bone china pottery is much thinner and more delicate so I’m not sure about this but on the plus side it makes it more resilient to the occasional knock or close encounter with the floor. Through the winter, your drink will no doubt stay warmer for longer too.A quick rinse. A compulsory five-minute wait, I like it strong and dark, and the big test – drum roll please – How does the tea taste? Perfect!… and as I sip, I realise that my bottom lip is rubbing up against 20 to 30 d*cks. Could life be any better than this?


Buy It
Rated 5 / 5

OMG...this mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!From afar it just looks like a random pattern however it's only when you are up close that you can see the tiny penis pattern on it...it's such a fun idea!It would make a great stocking filler or Secret Santa gift!


Such a fun mug!
Rated 5 / 5

I was so excited with this mug!!! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother in law next tho!! haha.Its a really nice quality mug. Just normal size - certainly not small, but not big either. And its microwave and dishwasher safe too. The box it came in is a little cheesy (for growers, not showers... I didn't really get it), but don't let that fool you. Excellent novelty mug, and thoroughly recommended. You certainly wont be disappointed!


Penis novelty mug
Rated 10 / 10

First the quality of the mug is very good. Made of new bone china, is dishwasher and microwave safe, it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter, it's very discreet. At first glance it looks like a black pattern. I had it three days before the wife noticed what the pattern was. It's a good laugh and ideal for travail or coffee.


Penis novelty mug
Rated 5 / 5

First the quality of the mug is very good made of new bone China is dishwasher and microwave safe it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter it's very discreet at first glance it looks like a black pattern I had it 3 days before the wife notice what the pattern was it's a good laugh and ideal for travail or coffee


Penis novelty mug
Rated 5 / 5

First the quality of the mug is very good made of new bone China is dishwasher and microwave safe it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter it's very discreet at first glance it looks like a black pattern I had it 3 days before the wife notice what the pattern was it's a good laugh and ideal for travail or coffee


D*cks to the Lips
Rated 5 / 5

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The intricate design is wonderful. From a distance completely abstract. Its secret is only revealed on closer inspection, and even then, should an older relative pop round for tea, they could easily be passed off as pawns from a chess board. The slightly embossed pattern gives the mug a good feel too. A quick peep underneath states that in addition to assurances of dishwasher and microwave durability, the mug is ‘New Bone China’. Classic bone china pottery is much thinner and more delicate so I’m not sure about this but on the plus side it makes it more resilient to the occasional knock or close encounter with the floor. Through the winter, your drink will no doubt stay warmer for longer too.A quick rinse. A compulsory five-minute wait, I like it strong and dark, and the big test – drum roll please – How does the tea taste? Perfect!… and as I sip, I realise that my bottom lip is rubbing up against 20 to 30 d*cks. Could life be any better than this?


Buy It
Rated 5 / 5

OMG...this mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!From afar it just looks like a random pattern however it's only when you are up close that you can see the tiny penis pattern on it...it's such a fun idea!It would make a great stocking filler or Secret Santa gift!


Such a fun mug!
Rated 5 / 5

I was so excited with this mug!!! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother in law next tho!! haha.Its a really nice quality mug. Just normal size - certainly not small, but not big either. And its microwave and dishwasher safe too. The box it came in is a little cheesy (for growers, not showers... I didn't really get it), but don't let that fool you. Excellent novelty mug, and thoroughly recommended. You certainly wont be disappointed!


This is great
Rated 5 / 5

It took all of 1 minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small so at a quick glance, you can't really tell what it is. But it does make me chuckle every time I look at it closely. How does it function as a mug? It feels sturdy, it will definitely be able to handle my less than graceful tea making. It is dishwasher and microwave safe so that is a bonus! The handle is perfect for me, sometimes mugs have little handles, but this one is perfect. My beverages feel secure in my hand. I love this mug, it has honestly brightened my day since it arrived.


Penis novelty mug
Rated 5 / 5

First the quality of the mug is very good made of new bone China is dishwasher and microwave safe it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter it's very discreet at first glance it looks like a black pattern I had it 3 days before the wife notice what the pattern was it's a good laugh and ideal for travail or coffee


D*cks to the Lips
Rated 5 / 5

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The intricate design is wonderful. From a distance completely abstract. Its secret is only revealed on closer inspection, and even then, should an older relative pop round for tea, they could easily be passed off as pawns from a chess board. The slightly embossed pattern gives the mug a good feel too. A quick peep underneath states that in addition to assurances of dishwasher and microwave durability, the mug is ‘New Bone China’. Classic bone china pottery is much thinner and more delicate so I’m not sure about this but on the plus side it makes it more resilient to the occasional knock or close encounter with the floor. Through the winter, your drink will no doubt stay warmer for longer too.A quick rinse. A compulsory five-minute wait, I like it strong and dark, and the big test – drum roll please – How does the tea taste? Perfect!… and as I sip, I realise that my bottom lip is rubbing up against 20 to 30 d*cks. Could life be any better than this?


Buy It
Rated 5 / 5

OMG...this mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!From afar it just looks like a random pattern however it's only when you are up close that you can see the tiny penis pattern on it...it's such a fun idea!It would make a great stocking filler or Secret Santa gift!


Such a fun mug!
Rated 5 / 5

I was so excited with this mug!!! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother in law next tho!! haha.Its a really nice quality mug. Just normal size - certainly not small, but not big either. And its microwave and dishwasher safe too. The box it came in is a little cheesy (for growers, not showers... I didn't really get it), but don't let that fool you. Excellent novelty mug, and thoroughly recommended. You certainly wont be disappointed!


This is great
Rated 5 / 5

It took all of 1 minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small so at a quick glance, you can't really tell what it is. But it does make me chuckle every time I look at it closely. How does it function as a mug? It feels sturdy, it will definitely be able to handle my less than graceful tea making. It is dishwasher and microwave safe so that is a bonus! The handle is perfect for me, sometimes mugs have little handles, but this one is perfect. My beverages feel secure in my hand. I love this mug, it has honestly brightened my day since it arrived.


Penis novelty mug
Rated 5 / 5

First the quality of the mug is very good made of new bone China is dishwasher and microwave safe it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter it's very discreet at first glance it looks like a black pattern I had it 3 days before the wife notice what the pattern was it's a good laugh and ideal for travail or coffee


D*cks to the Lips
Rated 5 / 5

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The intricate design is wonderful. From a distance completely abstract. Its secret is only revealed on closer inspection, and even then, should an older relative pop round for tea, they could easily be passed off as pawns from a chess board. The slightly embossed pattern gives the mug a good feel too. A quick peep underneath states that in addition to assurances of dishwasher and microwave durability, the mug is ‘New Bone China’. Classic bone china pottery is much thinner and more delicate so I’m not sure about this but on the plus side it makes it more resilient to the occasional knock or close encounter with the floor. Through the winter, your drink will no doubt stay warmer for longer too.A quick rinse. A compulsory five-minute wait, I like it strong and dark, and the big test – drum roll please – How does the tea taste? Perfect!… and as I sip, I realise that my bottom lip is rubbing up against 20 to 30 d*cks. Could life be any better than this?


Buy It
Rated 5 / 5

OMG...this mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!From afar it just looks like a random pattern however it's only when you are up close that you can see the tiny penis pattern on it...it's such a fun idea!It would make a great stocking filler or Secret Santa gift!


Such a fun mug!
Rated 5 / 5

I was so excited with this mug!!! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother in law next tho!! haha.Its a really nice quality mug. Just normal size - certainly not small, but not big either. And its microwave and dishwasher safe too. The box it came in is a little cheesy (for growers, not showers... I didn't really get it), but don't let that fool you. Excellent novelty mug, and thoroughly recommended. You certainly wont be disappointed!


This is great
Rated 5 / 5

It took all of 1 minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small so at a quick glance, you can't really tell what it is. But it does make me chuckle every time I look at it closely. How does it function as a mug? It feels sturdy, it will definitely be able to handle my less than graceful tea making. It is dishwasher and microwave safe so that is a bonus! The handle is perfect for me, sometimes mugs have little handles, but this one is perfect. My beverages feel secure in my hand. I love this mug, it has honestly brightened my day since it arrived.


Penis novelty mug
Rated 5 / 5

First the quality of the mug is very good made of new bone China is dishwasher and microwave safe it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter it's very discreet at first glance it looks like a black pattern I had it 3 days before the wife notice what the pattern was it's a good laugh and ideal for travail or coffee


D*cks to the Lips
Rated 5 / 5

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The intricate design is wonderful. From a distance completely abstract. Its secret is only revealed on closer inspection, and even then, should an older relative pop round for tea, they could easily be passed off as pawns from a chess board. The slightly embossed pattern gives the mug a good feel too. A quick peep underneath states that in addition to assurances of dishwasher and microwave durability, the mug is ‘New Bone China’. Classic bone china pottery is much thinner and more delicate so I’m not sure about this but on the plus side it makes it more resilient to the occasional knock or close encounter with the floor. Through the winter, your drink will no doubt stay warmer for longer too.A quick rinse. A compulsory five-minute wait, I like it strong and dark, and the big test – drum roll please – How does the tea taste? Perfect!… and as I sip, I realise that my bottom lip is rubbing up against 20 to 30 d*cks. Could life be any better than this?


Buy It
Rated 5 / 5

OMG...this mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!From afar it just looks like a random pattern however it's only when you are up close that you can see the tiny penis pattern on it...it's such a fun idea!It would make a great stocking filler or Secret Santa gift!


Such a fun mug!
Rated 5 / 5

I was so excited with this mug!!! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother in law next tho!! haha.Its a really nice quality mug. Just normal size - certainly not small, but not big either. And its microwave and dishwasher safe too. The box it came in is a little cheesy (for growers, not showers... I didn't really get it), but don't let that fool you. Excellent novelty mug, and thoroughly recommended. You certainly wont be disappointed!


This is great
Rated 5 / 5

It took all of 1 minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small so at a quick glance, you can't really tell what it is. But it does make me chuckle every time I look at it closely. How does it function as a mug? It feels sturdy, it will definitely be able to handle my less than graceful tea making. It is dishwasher and microwave safe so that is a bonus! The handle is perfect for me, sometimes mugs have little handles, but this one is perfect. My beverages feel secure in my hand. I love this mug, it has honestly brightened my day since it arrived.