King Cock 8 Inch Squirting Dildo With Balls - Tan - 8 Inch

Very thick!

Thick and nice. But the squirting bulb is hard to use. I read reviews about the bulb door opening so I tried hard to hold it shut, but it still opened and went everywhere. Barely any ended up squirting out. Will just use on its own

It's...big!!

So obviously 8 inches isn't small but when I say big I'm referring to girth...not everyone is going to be able to take this one without a bit of work. Great quality product though and the squirting feature is lots of fun...it really explodes

Realistic and ever so slightly scary

Eight inches doesn't SOUND all that large. But when this alarming item emerged from its box I admit I was taken aback. Not only is it a fair bit longer than I expected, it's also really thick and very realistic. But I was excited all the same and I admit the very first thing I did was try and fit it in my mouth. It was a bit of a stretch but I got there.
I had a couple of stiff drinks before attempting to insert it elsewhere and it took a while to relax enough to accomodate this chunky chap.
But, like the real thing, the first few minutes might hurt but after that it's just wonderful.
The special trick this thing has is to produce a realistic ejaculation and I was looking forward to seeing how that went. As a fan of porn film style facials, my greatest experience was with a young lad in Brisbane who delivered what felt like a bucketful and this was a similar experience. Press the bulb at the back and out comes a generous shot of imitation semen.
I loved it. Can't wait to try it again.